One night the Cops catch Gatiep with 5 crayfish ...
They ask him if he has a licence ...
He replies that he doesn't need one, as they are his pets.
He says that he takes them down every night for a swim, and after a
while he whistles and out they come and they all walk home together.
Of course the cops don't believe this, but Gatiep insists it's true
and convinces them he'll prove it.
Gatiep puts the crayfish in the water and they go scuttling in all
directions.
After waiting around for a bit the cops ask "When are you going to
whistle?"
"Whistle for what?"
"The crayfish!"
"What crayfish?"

Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

SCATTERGORIES. ..it's harder than it looks! Copy the lot, erase my answers, enter yours, and post it in your own Tales. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Google comes in very handy when you are drunk and trying to answer them. LOL lots.

Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

YOUR NAME: Roelf
BOYS NAME: Riaan
4LETTER WORD: Rain
GIRL NAME: Ronel
OCCUPATION: Racer
A COLOUR: Red
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Ring
BEVERAGE: Rooibos tea
FOOD: Rice
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Rug
A PLACE : Russia
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Robots
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT OUT: Rape!
CELEBRITY NAME: Ronan Keating
MOVIE OR TV SHOW: Rambo
ANIMAL: Red fox

Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 3 months, 14 days ago

Gimme a Hug
Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 3 months, 15 days ago

COURT ORDER!!!
You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART...
And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS...
HOW DO YOU PLEAD.....
GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU are sentenced...
TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!
NO BAIL...... :)
YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING
Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 3 months, 15 days ago

Happiness keeps you Sweet,
Trials keep you Strong,
Sorrows keep you Human,
Failures keep you Humble,
Success keeps you Glowing,
But Only God Keeps You Going!
Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago