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The Naming Chief

In one Indian tribe the Chief that named the babies was getting on up in years. He had been naming the babies for so long that about 80% of the tribe had been named by him.

One day a soon-to-be brave came to The Naming Chief's lodge and asked to talk. The Chief invited him in and asked what was on his mind. The young man said, "You have been naming our people for many years. My father was named by you as were his brothers. Me and my brothers and perhaps hundreds more, yet no two have the same name.

How do you come up with these names?" The Naming Chief said, "I do not name these babies myself. They are named by the Great Spirit. You see, when a baby is about to be born, the other chiefs and the father of the child all gather in my lodge to smoke some stuff and consult with the Great Spirit. As soon as we receive word the baby has been born, I look out the flap of my lodge to see what the Great Spirit shows me. If he shows me snow gently falling, that baby's name is 'Snow Gently Falling', if he shows me a hawk in the sky, that baby's name is 'Hawk In The Sky'.

But tell me, why does this interest you, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Unknown "Fae" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
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"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired(tyred)."
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."
Unknown "Fae" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
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Computer Joke:

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect...so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in 'penis'...I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
Unknown "Fae" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
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My shop has been upgraded! Plenty of new items, especially animated ones! I may soon open another shop using my hubby's account. Do look out for it!! Will post a tale when it is opened..

Wow 41 pages of shoppers, on Feb 27th.. thank you everyone for your support
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Unknown "Fae" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
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To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing.
A time to get, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time of war, and a time of peace.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
Unknown "Fae" Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago
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MUMMY!!!!!!!!!! *huggies*
Unknown "Kiki's BiBi" wah lan~! Monkey is horny liao! - 16 years, 3 months, 29 days ago
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hey fae, u play cabal?
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Sweet shop!
Thumbed you! =)
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omg wad happened to yr value?
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hi cutie,shopped,thum,petted u hug u
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Miss you...
You have been given Hi~.
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FAEth's Lil Corner

Thank you everyone for your support! Please visit my hubby's shop "Jurgen" for more items ^^

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