If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Unknown "Happy Bunny" Perplexed - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago

Human Pets is getting a bit out of control. I'm sick and tired of people taking this stupid website seriously (unless you sell them back to the store because that's just asking for drama).Why dosome people get so upset when you buy their pets?? I mean all they really have to do is buy them back right? Then there are the psychos who block people for no reson at all. WTF??? GO GET A DAMN LIFE. And speaking of getting a life: to all you LOSERS who report the items in peoples' shop and get them removed YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!!! These people have no fucking lives AT ALL and it's really, REALLY sad. Come on people, stop the BITCH ASSNESS!!!
Unknown "Happy Bunny" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

Ok is it me or do you get creeped out when you go to your "profile viewed by" history and the same person / people are constantly looking at your profile but they don't EVER comment you or message you or make ANY contact at all?? Well it gives me the creeps BAD and it makes me wonder a little too much as to why that person is on my page....
Unknown "Happy Bunny" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

People do stupid shit that makes me want to strangle them. And the worst part of it is when you KNOW they would do the stupid shit they did…WHY? Because they’re fucking stupid.

Note: If I had a dime for every stupid shit you said or did I’d buy a gun and shoot you in the fucking face.

Unknown "Happy Bunny" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago