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Heins , 31/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:21 AM
Join date:10 years, 1 month, 13 days ago
Location: South Africa

"Human pets five - woohoo!"
About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Hein's Appreciation Herd
Herds: South African Pets, ANIME LOVERS, Cheating The System (CTS), Rizzo the Rat, Collegium of Chatters & Thumbers, Puppy Love - Wolves and Dogs, Arsenal Rocks, The Express Queen, P.I.M.P THUMBIN' WHORES HOUSE!!, DeLLa's DeN :)
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Heins
"This Modern Love"

To be lost in the forest
To be cut adrift
You've been trying to reach me
You bought me a book
To be lost in the forest
To be cut adrift
I've been paid
I've been paid

Don't get offended
If I seem absent minded
Just keep telling me facts
And keep making me smile
Don't get offended
If I seem absent minded
I get tongue-tied
Baby, you've got to be more discerning
I've never known what's good for me
Baby, you've got to be more demanding
I will be yours

I'll pay for you anytime

You told me you wanted to eat up my sadness
Well jump on, enjoy, you can gorge away
You told me you wanted to eat up my sadness
Jump right
Baby, you've got to be more discerning
I've never known what's good for me
Baby, you've got to be more demanding
Jump left

What are you holding out for?
What's always in the way?
Why so damn absent-minded?
Why so scared of romance?

This modern love breaks me
This modern love wastes me

Do you wanna come over and kill some time?
Tell me facts, tell me facts, tell me facts
Tell me facts
Throw your arms around me
Heins Bold - 9 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
Heins
"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving." Dwight k. Shrute
Heins Bold - 9 years, 7 months, 29 days ago
Heins
PICK UP LINES THAT WORK IN: BRAKPAN , SPRINGS , KEMPTON PARK AND BOKSBURG ....


1) Does you farted, cause you blew me away!

2) Is your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.

3) My Love for you are like diarrhoea... I can't hold it in.

4) Does you had a library card, 'cause I'd like to signs you out.

5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.

6) You maybe isn't the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that can like to break the ice."

8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.

9 ) Your eyes is as blue as window cleaner.

10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.
11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he showing up


Heins Bold - 9 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
Heins
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Heins Bold - 9 years, 10 months, 9 days ago
Heins
There are more important things in life than human pets - i have yet to find out what they are.
Heins Bold - 9 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
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