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SatanSanguis
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my mother inlaw is an insane crazy c*nt. she told my husband that he was only going to give her a card for mothers day that he shouldnt come by. so we got her a gift. he came by her house to find her not home. he called his brother to see if he knew where she was. sure enough he did. his brother only got her a card. his brother is constantly borrowing and never returning money by the hundreds from her but he has children so its okay. his brother took his mom to walmart to go shopping. she is buying his brother groceries. she got that tax stimulas thingy. he hasnt gotten his yet, so hes gonna spend all of her $300 and pay no one back out of the $1200 he gets. so my hubbys mom gets on the phone and tells him she doesnt want his gift, hes nothing but an alcoholic that is always asking her for things. now this is because yesterday we asked for $10 for gas money and she insisted it was for booze. bobby hasnt had a drop of alcohol since new years day of this year. his mother on the other hand cant stand that cause she has always used his alcoholism as a way to control him and make him do what she wants. so she is torturing him now. anyways, bobs gifts are good enough. his brothers mooching even though he makes 35 grand a year and we get 11 is just fine. we dont ask anyone for anything without paying it back when we get paid the next pay day. but my mother inlaw treats us like us needing help is a sin cause i cant have children so we shouldnt even need help. brother inlaw has kids. i know, im the one always watching them, feeding them, making sure they are okay, im the one they call when they are introuble, they call uncle bob when they want to go do something fun and need an adult. they never do shit with their dad and never ever with their grandmother. they cant stand them cause both of their father and grandmother treat them like dogshit and degrade them every chance they get. my eldest nephew has a job as well as going to school. his father expects half of his paycheck every time he gets paid. i put a stop to that shit. it was to the point wher the kid couldnt afford to drive to school and work or keep working on his car. his dad expects him to send him all of his paychecks when he goes away into the navy too. i told him not to give them to either of his parents, to get himself a bankaccount and have the checks direct deposited. hes 18, his parents cant touch it unless he signs it over to them.

its mothers day. my insane monster inlaw has made my hubby feel horrible. my mother is happy and has been trying to cheer up my hubby cause she loves him and cares about him like hes her own flesh and blood. he even gave her a hug today. thats hard for him cause he has been scared to death to do that due to his monster mother. if i could have a child then my husbands life would be a lil better with his mother, but i doubt if it would be by much since we live with my mom and his mother is not allowed at my mothers house. my mommy said so, she cant stand that c*nt.
Unknown "Sex Kitten" *curled up in a lap* - 15 years, 12 months, 1 day ago
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i had a weird dream last night. i dreamt i was pregnant and couldnt walk up stairs, only downstairs and downstairs was always the same floor of the house. a house id never been in, probably saw on tv or in a magazine. anyways, my babies were delivered by the coach of the sanfransico 49ers. i had two rats and was still pregnant. he placed the rats on my chest, they were big rats and all gooie from being born but were hairy and their eyes open, unlike real newborn baby rats these were full grown adults playing my new born babies. but my unborn baby still in my belly, as i rubbed my hand over my body made me feel calm and happy, then it started kicking and stuff. kicked me in bladder and i woke up having to pee.

i think the rats are a couple of my nieces. i dont know. im not good at that analyzing of dreams stuff. but it was a weird one.
Unknown "Sex Kitten" *curled up in a lap* - 15 years, 12 months, 2 days ago
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"kids, who ever heard of kids?" thats something my mom always says when the kids annoy her, no matter how old they are.

ive been watching a lot of nieces lately. one technically isnt my niece but she calls me her auntie so she counts as a niece ^_^ so ive had a 2 year old, a 3 year old, and a 4 year old lately to chase after and keep from fighting. one is a tattle tale, one is a mimicer, and one just tells the the lil one what to do thinking it wont get herself into trouble. its a mad house i tell you, a mad house. there arent enough corners. so much whinning and sniveling over everything and nothing. its driving me mad. i want to feed them all a bar of soap when they start that whinning crap. "she touched my foot" "i wanted that toy" "but i was going to use that pen" "no fair, why does she get to have a bath" "i want pizza" "im hungry" but wont eat anything even the cookies they asked for.

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unknown "Sex Kitten" *curled up in a lap* - 15 years, 12 months, 2 days ago
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butterpeacan icecream cones are good ^_^
Unknown "Sex Kitten" *curled up in a lap* - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
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Animals by Nickelback


I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple animals

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in


i love this song, its just such a great song to fuck to
Unknown "Sex Kitten" *curled up in a lap* - 16 years ago
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