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Krystina
Krystina owns this human at 100000 points.
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Katie
Katie
"Lord Novocaine"



Name:
Katie , 32/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:44 PM
Join date:16 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Location: Baltimore, MD United States

"a wild lesbian that loves the twilight homosexual gatherings"
About me:
I just logged in here to try and lurk someone I knew forever ago, and upon discovering they had deleted their account, I decided to update my own and find out what's happening on human pets nowadays. is it still creepy? has it gotten creepier? is anyone not creepy left on here?
About you:
if you have a tumblr I'll probably follow you. it's not even that I'm one of those people trying to wildly expand my amount of followers by promising mass follow-backs, I just severely doubt very many tumblr users will be online here and if you are, then by all means, let me know, I'd love to make contact with one of my own kind
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Gay
Herds: Grammar Geeks, *Bi and Lesbian Girls*
Sleepy
Krystina
Krystina
"Lady Novocaine"
252794 pts
Katie's tales
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Katie
an overview of how those things I was looking forward to two years ago panned out:
-I don't even remember what I dressed up for that year. it might have been a banana.
-I am now a seasoned driver with zero tickets to my name, although I have received three warnings. and I once hit a car and did not leave a note. it was a very old car. I was scared. don't judge me.
-Ingrid Michaelson is an amazing performer and although I can't listen to her anymore because my ex ruined it for me, I still recommend her shows to anyone who enjoys lady singing voices and crude humor
-that show was great too. I got a photo with Miniature Tigers and I looked horrendous and I was caught between posting it on facebook and shoving it under a rock never to be seen again. it went on facebook. why must I make the worst facial expression in the one photo I have taken of me standing with someone famous?
-"buying noms" is an ongoing process and I mean, so far, so good
Katie "Lord Novocaine" Wild - 11 years, 12 months ago
Katie
a more accurate and up to date list of things I am looking forward to:
-promotion
-work trip to hershey park
-21st birthday and the imminent intoxication
-firefly festival
-multiple trips to the ocean
-disney world with girlfriend

also basically everything else that goes on in my life, because really, all I do is go to work and hang out and live an exceedingly easy lifestyle, it's hard not to enjoy it
Katie "Lord Novocaine" Wild - 11 years, 12 months ago
Katie
Things to look forward to:
Halloween
Driver's license
Seeing Ingrid Michaelson November 4th
Seeing Say Anything with Miniature Tigers, Eisley, and some other band November 6th
Buying noms
Katie "Lord Novocaine" Wild - 14 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
Katie
Songs to look up:
You and I; Ingrid Michaelson
Daylight; Matt & Kim
Such Great Heights; Iron & Wine
Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?; She & Him
Katie "Lord Novocaine" Wild - 14 years, 8 months ago
Katie
Friendly's just called to let me know that I need to work til close tonight, instead of getting off at ten...niiiiice. D;
Katie "Lord Novocaine" Wild - 14 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
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Robin
You must be a bit of a rebel hitting a car and not leaving a note. I would of freaked too in that situation I think...lol I don't drive anyway so I'm just hypothesising really.
Cute Little Rebel You have been given Cute Little Rebel.
Crafted by Madame Black Butterfly
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
Robin
I used to be fond of you and when I deleted my old profile then returned with a new ome, I came back and favourited you again. :)
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
Robin
Hmmm... What do people do on HP these days, some people use the chatroom and amuse themselves there. Some people just like commenting their friends, some people like the auctions, raising points through thumbing and stuff. I personally use it for a bit of social interaction as I'm not hugely sociable at present in real life, I have loads of HP friends. I have a great new owner, we've been together a couple of weeks now. She looks after me real good and makes it a huge pleasure to log in. It is 630am here, I didn't sleep so well and woke up early. I tried to get back to sleep again but it was to no avail, I played scramble with friends for a bit and then noticed your activity on my favourites list so decided to come annoy you. ;)
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
Robin
You look good together, I hope you have a wonderful 21st! :)
A Couple Coronas You have been given A Couple Coronas.
Crafted by Unknown
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
Robin
Was it Skylar by any chance? We both used to be friends with her on here, she is the only mutual friendy we had I think. She left...
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
Robin
Who was it you came back here looking for?
Robin "Ghost 1" Sisi ♥ - 11 years, 12 months ago
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Just kidding, it's not the dollar store. It's the two-hundred-point store. The name was just to lure you here.

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