3 men landed in a village after their plane has crashed and they were captured by the villagers. The chief of the village told them if they wanna live, they will have to do 2 things in order to survive. 1st is to ask them to look 4 10 similiar fruits and bring back to the village.
They wanted to survive so they went to search 4 it.
The 1st man return with 10 apples. The chief then told the 2nd thing that he has to do is to Stuff all the apples into ur @sshole and if he would to make a single sound, he will be killed." said the chief. The 1st man stuff the 1st apple in and cried in pain and he was killed.
Then came the 2nd man...with 10 cherries. He did the same thing. But on the 9th cherry that he stuffed into his @ss, he bursted out laughing when he saw the last man coming back and eventually he was killed too.
The 1st man meets the 2nd man in heaven and said " U could have got away with it, what happen?
The 2nd man replied " I saw the last guy coming back with durians and couldnt help it and burst out in laughter."
Unknown "=LaOgAo=" Gloomy - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

Anyone who view me, pls thumb me thanks, i'll rtf :D
Unknown "=LaOgAo=" Gloomy - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

Happy new year everyone~!
Unknown "=LaOgAo=" Gloomy - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

A true friend is the 1 who takes u in when the rest of the world has cast u out...
Unknown "=LaOgAo=" Gloomy - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. The bulls only have sex with the cows once a year." "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And we milk the cows twice a day." "Interesting, but, what's your point?" "Lady, the point is this: if i'm playing with your breasts twice a day, but only having you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"

Unknown "=LaOgAo=" Gloomy - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago