once upon a time in a land far far far far far far far.........far away there was a gorilla trained in the art of samari. This gorilla was better than Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Tony Jae, and Chuck Norris all put together in a giant kungfu battle blob with eight legs and twelve and a half arm, because one got cut in too on a fishing accident. The gorilla had defeated all animals near and far but could not quench his thirst for death and destruction. And one day he was flying through the forest slicing up everything in his was when all of a sudden it happened..........he stubbed his toe on a rock. OUCH!!!! The gorilla shrilled in agonizing pain. >:[ The gorilla's big toe was the source of all his power, so the gorilla dropped down to his knees in search for a regain of power. He decided that his location was dangerous for attack so he moved to sit on a rock at the edge of the forest, a rock covered in moss that made a nice cushion, the breeze flowing through his hair, the shining sun over the trees at just the right point that it made the forest light up in beauty. The gorilla thought he was in heaven. In this relaxed state the gorilla was entitled to a good nap, but as soon as he shut his eyes he rolled of a cliff that was to his back side and fell into a endless pit of rocky spike.
No one know if the gorilla died that day or if he is still alive and well......................
The moral of the story is to alway brush your teeth after eating =)
Unknown "~Branches~" Adventurous
- 16 years, 2 months, 27 days ago
