It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen


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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
--Albert Einstein

Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.
--George Bernard Shaw

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
--Friedrich Nietzche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
--Friedrich Nietzche

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
--Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens
--Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty
--Woody Allen

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
--Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
--Groucho Marx
Unknown Tired - 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED... WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH/TO ME? SEND YOUR ANSWER TO MY INBOX COS' THE ANSWER IS SECRET
Unknown Tired - 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago