I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom,
a celebrant at the altar of language and purity
and tolerance. That is my religion, and every
day I am...heinously and deeply...mortified and
injured by a thousand different blasphemies
against it

Unknown "Great J" - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago

THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND




THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND
There'll always be an England,
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England,
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel
A million marching feet.
Red, white and blue,
What does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud
Shout it aloud.
Britons awake!
The Empire too,
We can depend on you,
Freedom remains
These are the chains
Nothing can break.
There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free,
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.
"This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in a silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm
This England"

Unknown "Great J" - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
Oh, save us all!
Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign;
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world over
From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
Unknown "Great J" - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

25. An act which only happens on a random basis, doesn't count. This should be considered a "fuck friend."

26. Sex does count if a pregnancy results!



Unknown "Great J" - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago

18. In a car doesn't count, way to cramped. If vehicle is in motion and has a console or stick shift, this counts, way too kinky and erotic not to count, unless the act was totally oral, then refer back to rule #1.

19. An act committed in which the female of the encounter did not achieve total satisfaction (orgasm), doesn't count.

20. An act committed in which total bodily fluids have not been exchanged (pull 'n pray method of birth control) doesn't count.

21. An act in which no kissing takes place, doesn't count (not considered to be intimate).

22. An act in which "you do all the work", doesn't count.

23. An act committed with your next door neighbor, doesn't count. This should be referred to as "being neighborly."

24. An act committed with an acquaintance because you are angry with your significant other doesn't count.


Unknown "Great J" - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago