There was once this wolf called Adam and one day he decided to write a tale about his tail which was called Steve. The tail didn't like Adam and tried to escape by holding onto a passing bus but Adam was too clever and just got on the bus. Then it got off the bus and went to the cinema to see a film. The film was a horror and Steve began to get ideas involving a circular saw and some pain killer but Adam knew what the tail was thinking and walked out of the cinema and because Steve was attached to Adam (because he was his tail) he had to go with him. Later that night Adam had a dream that his tail had gnawed itself off and in the morning he found that it wasn't a dream after all! Adam got very angry with Steve who was dancing around the room laughing at Adam and called the Dog Catcher. However the dog catcher told Adam to stop telling tales about tails and so he did.

The End
Unknown "cheese!!!" - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago