A father passing by his son´s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was ,nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope ,propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, ,"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the ,letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I´m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I´ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing´s, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle ,clothes. But, it´s not only the passion dad, she´s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don´t care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that´s now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn´t really hurt anyone and we´ll be growing it for us and for trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we´ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don´t worry Dad, I´m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I´m sure we´ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, John PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I´m over at the neighbour´s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my >report card that´s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Unknown "I've arrived!" Festive - 16 years, 12 months, 1 day ago

A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men,
who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.
Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex,
which is essentially a small sterilization pill.
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their
victims.
Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.
Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date
rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls
drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
taken place the night before.
Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him months later.
THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY !!!!
THEY ARE PERMANENT !!!!
Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.
ANY FEMALE WHO UNKNOWINGLY TAKES THE DRUG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE
!!!!!
The shits can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any
university.
It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how
to use it.
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR DRINK UNATTENDED.
Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.
this has now been reported to have been used on 360 women around London and
over 900 in the United States.
GIRLS !!! KEEP YOUR DRINKS SAFE AT ALL TIMES
Unknown "I've arrived!" Festive - 17 years, 6 days ago

A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide.

A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home Australian Customs said it must be quarantined for 3 months.

He finally got his cactus home. Planted it in his backyard, and over time it grew to about 2 metres. One evening while watering his garden after a warm spring day, he gave the cactus a light spray. He was amazed to see the plant shiver all over, he gave it another spray and it shivered again.
He was puzzled so he rang the council who put him on to the state gardens people. After a few transfers he got the state's foremost cactus expert who asked him many questions. How tall is it? Has it flowered? Etc.

Finally he asked the most disturbing question. "Is your family in the house?" The bloke answered yes. The cactus expert said get out of the house NOW, get on to the front nature strip and wait for me; I will be there in 20 minutes.

Fifteen minutes later, 2 fire trucks, 2 police cars and an ambulance came screaming around the corner. A fireman got out and asked "Are you the bloke with the cactus?" I am, he said. A guy jumped out of the fire truck wearing what looked like a space suit, a breathing cylinder and mask attached to what looked like a scuba backpack with a large hose attached. He headed for the backyard and turned a flame-thrower on the cactus spraying it up and down.

After a few minutes the flame-thrower man stopped, the cactus stood smoking and spitting, half the fence was burnt and parts of the gardens were well and truly scorched. Just then the cactus expert appeared and laid a calming hand on the bloke's shoulder. "What the hell's going on?" he says. "Let me show you" says the cactus man. He went over to the cactus and picked away a crusty bit, the cactus was almost entirely hollow and filled with tiger striped bird-eating tarantula spiders, each about the size of two hand spans.

The story was that this type of spider lays eggs in this type of cactus and they hatch and live in it as they grow to full size. When full size they release themselves. The cactus just explodes and about 150 dinner plate sized hairy spiders are flung from it, dispersing everywhere. They had been ready to pop. The aftermath was that the house and the adjoining houses had to be vacated and fumigated: police tape was put up outside the whole area and no one was allowed in for two weeks.

Unknown "I've arrived!" Festive - 17 years, 8 days ago