GREETINGS FOO!
Finished the first chapter of my book. Hit me up here for a taste!!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pedro-The-Awesome/26510296384
And while you're there, sign on up... it's just stupidity really
Unknown "Peter H" Perplexed - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago

OK... just had another thought here... yes I know... Stand back :)

But the phrase " I can hardly contain myself" strikes me as strange. Why you ask?
because one can NEVER contain ones-self without the use of cloning or something. Because, when you think about it, when something is contained... it isn't exposed. And even if I were clever enough to be able to wrap myself entirely in my arms, though holding myself, I would still not be able to contain myself as my arms are still exposed.
So what now... well why don't we make my arms a different entity. Then surely I can contain myself!
What do you mean "no"?
Ah so it occurs that if I do this then the arms are no longer mine. Meaning that is not "me" who is containing myself, rather these strange, stretchy arms which don't seem to detach easily.

So basically, it's at this point, sitting on an empty runway hugging myself with huge arms that aren't mine that I realise... you know what... that's a silly turn of phrase...

Stay in school kids... the polar bears will be back when we least expect them
Unknown "Peter H" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago

http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=24961

Finally got my own herd... a herd to be proud of. Classed as "highly exclusive" which is just another way of saying "unpopular". Just like "gourmet" is like saying "foul tasting". Thing is that there's always exceptions to the rule. That's why, in this politically correct age, we have to create a positive spin for every negative thing to make everything seem not quite so bad. We can't have freaks anymore, just individuals. So I'm sorry to all those people out there who consider themselves freaks, but you're just individuals now... does that piss you off? well it should. You've worked damn hard becoming a freak. Staying up all night dyeing your hair, inserting metal into places no metal has gone before. And now what do they call you? "individual". A person standing second in line is an individual. Is this just another ploy by "The Man" to promote conformity... well I say let's stick it to the man!!! Everybody be exactly the same... BAAAHAHAHA that'll show 'em!!!
Unknown "Peter H" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

Does anyone else find it frustrating when people threaten you over the net... it's like: "I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't shut the hell up!"

and how exactly are you going to do that? are you going to press the button marked "kick ass" on your keyboard?
Even so... I'm afraid that I haven't had the "kick ass" function installed on my end yet... I didn't see the point of paying extra to have a boot installed on the side of my computer.

I mean... what's the desired effect here? Were you expecting a "Yes master... I did not mean to anger you sir. I was merely pointing out that you still have traces of feces on your lower lip from all the crap that you just spewed about being a "hot stud" who doesn't live in an attic surviving on raw fish heads and deceased cockroaches.

Well... maybe not that last part, but you get the picture yes?
Unknown "Peter H" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago

Hey... check this out.. it's me... being an idiot and nearly losing an eye.... good times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLM2Kj1Wg2E
Unknown "Peter H" Perplexed - 16 years, 11 months ago