Slightly modified but,actually stolen from Patricia: "I love to play Piano, but my timing is awful. I love to paint, but my paintings look funny. I love to say I'm a bibliophile, but I should read more first. I love to drink, but I'm not a lush. (Shut up) I love to sing, but I'll probably make your ears hurt. I love to tell jokes, but they're really cheezy. I love to talk, but my foot is always in the way. I love the ocean, but I'm afaid of sharks. I love you, because you're AWSOME!" Except I'm not afraid of Sharks, and as I'm not american you are not Awesome!
