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Joseph Renard
Joseph Renard owns this human at 45000 points.
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Joseph Renard
Joseph Renard
"Shiro Kuma"



Name:
Joseph Renard, 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:17 AM
Join date:10 years, 3 months, 12 days ago
Location: Lufkin, TX United States

"Resident Traveller"
About me:
Originally created this account, when was apart of Facebook, as an extention of my Second Life avatar (which is a polar bear). Not on here so much anymore since the separation of HumanPets and Facebook but check back occasionally. I enjoy various computer gaming...anything with action rpg and insane graphics. Am well i am into alien abduction, ufology, & cryptozoology. As well I love various sciences pertaining to the ancient world and oceans. Assnt State Director for ICAR of Texas
About you:
Like minded folks.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Cryptid Beasts, SecondLife Furries, Polar Bear Community, Honda
Herds: Nerds are Sexy, Intellectual Experimentalists, 300, ☆___Ninjas Unite___☆, Labyrinth Children, Intelligent and smart herd, Texas Cowgirls & Cowboys, i love all animals
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"Shiro Kuma"
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Joseph Renard
I keep forgetting HumanPets still exists. This was fun back in the day but I am unsure how much "social media" like it is
Joseph Renard "Shiro Kuma" Ecstatic - 3 months, 13 days ago
Joseph Renard
A Warning

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's
supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will
be next, followed by Dell and AOL
customer service reps and then Motel 6 managers.

Folks, it's getting ugly!

Joseph Renard "Shiro Kuma" Ecstatic - 10 years, 2 months, 1 day ago
Joseph Renard
The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond
like this?


Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog
at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I
probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the f ood is nutritionally complete so I
was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt
and a car hit us both!

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing
so hard! The lady behind him was crying as she laughed. WAL-MART won't let me
shop there anymore.

Joseph Renard "Shiro Kuma" Ecstatic - 10 years, 2 months, 10 days ago
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Joseph Renard "Shiro Kuma" Ecstatic - 10 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
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Aashi
Love polar bears do you? Cute shop x
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A deeply philosophical mango You have been given A deeply philosophical mango.
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Polar Bears!!!! ~squeals like a fag~ haha
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You have celebrated Easter with Human Pets and bunneh! .
Lana Bat "Noapte A Crea" Adventurous - 10 years, 1 month, 10 days ago
Lana Bat

You have been given a surprise hug ^_^.
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Lana Bat "Noapte A Crea" Adventurous - 10 years, 2 months, 2 days ago
Lana Bat

You have been given Coffee for two..
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Lana Bat "Noapte A Crea" Adventurous - 10 years, 2 months, 6 days ago
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