I haven't been online much lately so I have removed my vouchers from my store and replaced them with donations only... I don't expect people to buy them, but I wanted to keep them there in case I decide to change them back in the future. Please read the store description for more info.
Unknown "NOT FOR SALE!" Ecstatic - 15 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Unknown "NOT FOR SALE!" Ecstatic - 16 years, 18 days ago

NOTE ABOUT THE VOUCHERS:
If you buy one or more of my vouchers please post it in my comments section and DO NOT FORGET to post the link to the herd you want me to thumb!
DO NOT JUST TELL ME THE NAME OF IT, it saves my time if I only have to open one other page instead of going to your profile to find the link. It does not take long to click thumbs and go to the next thumbing page but it takes my pc forever to open another profile page. I get thumbs done ASAP, but I can almost always guarantee that they will be done BEFORE I go to bed that night at the very least. Take care! ~Sarah

Unknown "NOT FOR SALE!" Ecstatic - 16 years, 19 days ago

Why the hell do I even bother?
Current mood: crushed

It makes no difference to anyone whether or not I have talent... or how hard I try... why do I even bother wasting my time on stupid competitions with clueless judges? I practiced a new song for a week just for this stupid contest, to show the judges that I could get a more upbeat song and perform it instead of just standing there staring at the screen. I was scared but I performed it perfectly and I walked away from the screen and danced around without missing a word.... but it was all for nothing. There were 8 contestants and they picked 5 of them to move on, none of which were me. This makes me hate stupid people! ONLY ONE other person besides me walked out into the crowd! Everyone else stood by the screen... Why can't I be recognized for my ability? I sing my heart out for everyone every time I sing... so then why are these other half-assed idiots winning competitions? When did talent stop being important? People keep telling me to "just have fun with it".... but how can you have fun when people just keep knocking you down? Why do I keep trying? This is what makes me want to die... without my talent, life means nothing... if my talent goes unnoticed, what's the point?

Unknown "NOT FOR SALE!" Ecstatic - 16 years, 28 days ago

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would you do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops

Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...put your answer below!
Unknown "NOT FOR SALE!" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago