Once upon a time in a garden far far away, (well just outside my house actually) lived a little old lady who was addicted to eating peanuts!
One day she was sat in her cosy little bush eating her peanuts and watching her monster 6 inch pocket tv when she heard a knock at her door (which was nothing more than a piece of cardboard with a window drawn on to it)
"who is it" she asked with her crackly old person voice.
"Its me" the person exclaimed " its your favourite nephew from a the city"
"ahhhhhhhhh well why didnt you say" said the old woman, excited at the fact of seeing her favourite nephew.
She went to the door and pushed aside the cardboard so that she could see her nephew in all his glory, but when the card was pushed away and the old womans eyes focused to the light outside, she noticed a little squirrel wearing a top hat.
"hahaha" excalimned the squirel, "i've come to steal your nuts you fruit loop"
Bewildered and shocked by this the little old woman was unsure what to do to save her beloved peanuts. With a glimmer of inspirition she pulled out a gun and shot the squirel dead and then went back to watching her telly eating her nuts.
The end.........
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- 16 years, 10 months ago