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"♥TriKy♥ "



Name:
Unknown, 58/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:57 PM
Join date:17 years, 23 days ago
Location: San Francisco United States

About me:
By Human Pets standards, I'm a pretty old dog... but I'm a friendly one, I'm housebroken, and I've learned a few tricks over the years. I like to think I'm a smart guy who's even-tempered, occasionally funny, frequently sarcastic, and just ever-so-subtly geeky. I'm a bit of a flirt, a damned good skier, and I have a hard time deciding between Guinness and Tanqueray. Oh, and I absolutely melt for a good neck.
About you:
I've recently noticed that one of the things that attracts me most is uniqueness. Not the "Hey, look at me!" type, but the kind that sets a person apart from others without any effort behind it. I'm fascinated by people who live on the fringe, and who can't be easily categorized. We're all freaks in our own ways, and I admire a person who doesn't attempt to hide that by trying to fit in. I've got a little more going on with the social life at the moment than I can handle as it is, so I'm not looking for anything in particular... But, hey, if you can give me a good scratch between the ears once in a while, and don't pull my leash too tight, I'll be more than happy to warm your lap. I may or may not have strayed from the dog metaphor a little bit there.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Gay
Herds: Nerds are Sexy, Grammar Geeks, Gay Herd!, Sexy Gay Boys, Big Gay Al's Gay Pet Sanctuar, Badgers, QUEER punks !!, Oil Wrestling 18+
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I'm not sure how I failed to notice it until now, but I apparently have twins. Though... well, I only know about fraternal and identical twins...

What is it when one's a monkey and one's a werewolf?

Happy Birthday, Rascal and Coniraya!
Unknown "♥TriKy♥ " Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
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I get a bunch of chat requests during the day while I'm at work when I leave the browser open to HP, but all it does here is pop up and crash. So, if you try to chat with me and I don't answer, it's not that I'm antisocial, it's that it just doesn't work here.

OK, maybe I'm a little antisocial, but I swear that's not why I don't answer chat requests.
Unknown "♥TriKy♥ " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
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The Three Badgers

There be three Badgers on a mossy stone
Beside a dark and covered way:
Each dreams himself a monarch on his throne,
And so they stay and stay -
Though their old Father languishes alone,
They stay, and stay, and stay.

There be three Herrings loitering around,
Longing to share that mossy seat:
Each Herring tries to sing what she has found
That makes Life seem so sweet.
Thus, with a grating and uncertain sound,
They bleat, and bleat, and bleat.

The Mother-Herring, on the salt sea-wave,
Sought vainly for her absent ones:
The Father-Badger, writhing in a cave,
Shrieked out 'Return, my sons!
You shall have buns,' he shrieked, 'if you'll behave!
Yea, buns, and buns, and bun!'

'I fear,' said she, 'your sons have gone astray.
My daughters left me while I slept.'
'Yes'm,' the Badger said: 'it's as you say.
'They should be better kept.'
Thus the poor parents talked the time away,
And wept, and wept, and wept.

'Oh, dear beyond our dearest dreams,
Fairer than all that fairest seems!
To feast the rosy hours away,
To revel in a roundelay!
How blest would be
A life so free -
Ipwergis-Pudding to consume,
And drink the subtle Azzigoom!

'And if, in other days and hours,
Mid other fluffs and other flowers,
The choice were given me how to dine -
"Name what thou wilt: it shall be thine!"
Oh, then I see
The life for me -
Ipwergis-Pudding to consume,
And drink the subtle Azzigoom!'

The Badgers did not care to talk to Fish:
They did not dote on Herrings' songs:
They never had experienced the dish
To which that name belongs:
'And oh, to pinch their tails,' (this was their wish,)
'With tongs, yea, tongs, and tongs!'

'And are not these the Fish,' the Eldest sighed,
'Whose Mother dwells beneath the foam?'
'They are the Fish!' the Second one replied.
'And they have left their home!'
'Oh, wicked Fish,' the Youngest Badger cried,
'To roam, yea, roam, and roam!'

Gently the Badgers trotted to the shore -
The sandy shore that fringed the bay:
Each in his mouth a living Herring bore -
Those aged ones waxed gay:
Clear rang their voices through the ocean's roar,
'Hooray, hooray, hooray!'

- Lewis Carroll
Unknown "♥TriKy♥ " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
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Badgers!

Happy days are here again!
Time for Badgers armed with pen
To march toward the shores of Night,
Not fearing all the Evil Ducks
That hide beside the road in trucks.
For Badgers hold a secret Light -
Fluorescent peanuts they have brought
(A Belgian brand, and widely sought).
And should an Evil Duck stray by,
Beware! For Badgers, quick to think,
Will swiftly arm themselves with ink
And poke a biro in its eye.

- Gareth Taylor
Unknown "♥TriKy♥ " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
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I'm still as much of a badger as I ever was, but I've replaced my picture with a picture of one of my best buddies in the world, my pup Vegas.

He's the smartest, friendliest, best-looking pet ever, so we're a lot alike.
Unknown "♥TriKy♥ " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
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Tom

You have been given HP'S HOTTEST GAY MALE.
Crafted by SCHAR DAILEY
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You have been given Karma. Got to love it..
Crafted by Flower Warrior
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Unknown

You have been given a Good Morning Smile :).
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "@};- Margie @};-" Curious - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago
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Feel free ;-)
You have been given Beating your meat.
Crafted by Brandon McAfee
Unknown "Patrick's Pet" Uncertain - 16 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
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You have been given Sweet Dreams.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "jay~" Sanity is over-rated - 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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im sorrry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ive been gone so long, been awfully sad and busy, but i do promise to come back around more often!!!!
Unknown "Dr Phantastica" Sad - 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago
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