Okay, so I'm known for having terrible joints. In the morning, I stretch, like normal, and my joints pop and make a noise not unlike small machine gun fire. So, one morning I slept in and when I went to join a friend walking to class, I thought I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. The person startled me, so I spun my head to see who it was. My neck made this loud popping noise, and when I discovered there was no one behind, I turned back around and complained "God, I don't know why all my joints suck," unaware that I had just entered a building. Everyone by the door turned around and looked at me, and I freeze and say "My joints. You know, my bones. The pop. I mean, I uh..." and ever since, I have been affectionately nicknamed "Joints" by previously mentioned classmate.
Unknown "Miss Mary." - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

So I am sitting on my boyfriend's lap. I looked down, and noticed that my hipbone was showing. I tell him that the anatomical name for the hip bone part we see is the Illium Crest. A couple minutes later, he looks at the area around my hipbone and asks "What is that called again?". At the time, my underwear had shifted, and you could see the strap of my G-String showing. I look at him, and go "Uhh, well, thats called a thong..." and he looks at me weirdly, and goes "I was talking about your hipbone."


Unknown "Miss Mary." - 16 years, 10 months, 17 days ago