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Unknown "Olly" Sparkling - 16 years, 12 months, 4 days ago

Now I love drummers really, but...

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tattoo.

What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that?"

What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Unknown "Olly" Sparkling - 17 years, 6 days ago

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Unknown "Olly" Sparkling - 17 years, 6 days ago

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power... to move you?
Unknown "Olly" Sparkling - 17 years, 8 days ago

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men
Rock!!
Unknown "Olly" Sparkling - 17 years, 8 days ago