"In the future, all relationships will last thirty seconds."
"I once hid my lust for stardom like a filthy magazine. I stroked the shaft of my guitar and watched you on the screen. I've become now what I've wanted to be all along: a psychopathic poet, The Devil's bastard son."
Every comment is like a fresh flower. Come, supplicants. Lay your digital sacrifices at this, the Altar of Me.