once there was a guy. he really loved race cars and racing. ever since he was a kid he was involved with race cars. one day he got his own race car. he didn't want any advertisement on it. he wanted to paint it all black (flat black-like primer black) except for the number on the side which was white. it was his favorite number: 5. then one day he met a girl. but she didn't know anything about race cars. so he said he would take her for a ride one day. and she said she would like that very much. so one day, he picked her up in his race car but there was no seat for her and she started to cry because she had never been in a race car before. and she thought to herself, "wouldn't he have thought of this ahead of time?" he saw her crying and he said, "sorry, i should have thought of this ahead of time." he tells her he'll be right back and drives away. he's gone for like 30 minutes but when he returns, there's a seat for the girl. she gets in and they drive away. he takes her to a deserted race track and tells her to hold on because those turns are crazy! she thinks, "this guy is edgy." and he says to her, "it's a little edgy but it really gets your blood pumpin!" she thinks to herself, "it's like he can read my thoughts!" and he says, "you're thinking out loud, by the way." the end.
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago

"There was a guy... An underwater guy who controlled the sea... Got killed by 10 million pounds of slush from New York and New Jersey...."
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

So.... There were two crazy people living in a looney bin. They were roommates. One day they decided they would escape. They took a couple of toothbrushes and a rope. I have no idea what they used it for. But they got out. The end.
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 15 days ago

Once while I was roaming the Himalayas looking for a place to rest after a long hunt, I came upon a hedgehog. He wanted to know if I had seen one of his friends, the Turtle. I told him that I hadn't but that maybe the Alligator might have eaten him. At the news of this, the hedgehog cried. The end.
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago