Bloke walks into a pub...... :0)
And asks for a pint of anything but Stella.
Barman asks what's wrong with Stella.
Bloke says "I had 12 pints of Stella last night, and when I got home I was f***ing skint.
Barman says"If you had 12 pints of anything it'd cost the same"
Bloke says "No, Skint is my dog"...........
Unknown "awol" Cheeky - 16 years, 6 days ago

Yay! Have enrolled on a plumbing course!! I just need to source some very small steel toe cap boots! Oh and get used to tutting and sighing alot whilst shaking my head and saying "It's gonna cost ya love"
Unknown "awol" Cheeky - 16 years, 6 days ago

40 gypsies arrived at heavens gates.
St Peter said "we've only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves, who is coming in"
5 minutes later St Peter says to god "they've gone"
God says "What, all 40?"
St Peter says "No. The f***ing gates!"
Unknown "awol" Cheeky - 16 years, 14 days ago