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Evil Clown
Evil Clown owns this human at 400000 points.
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EvilClownsToy
"Toy"



Name:
EvilClownsToy , 51/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:10 AM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
Location: Brampton, Ontario Canada

"Evil Clown's Toy.......wanna play with me???"
About me:
Very Naughty......not always nice.....Please take a moment to visit my Toy Store.....I'm quite happy with my Master as my owner. So please do not buy me without asking his permission first!!
About you:
Subs......looking to play
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Unspecified
Herds (lead): Spanks for the Thumbs
Herds: Cissy's Confessional, Hot Chics In Glasses, LEGION, '*Viva LA Thumbs ~RESURRECTION*'
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"Women should have labels on their foreheads that say, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
EvilClownsToy "Toy" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
EvilClownsToy
**** BREAKING NEWS *****

CBC reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the

screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at

the same time you do!!


EvilClownsToy "Toy" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
EvilClownsToy
You learn something everyday...here's your lesson:

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.


It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by p roduct is methane gas As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.


Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what w as happening.


After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off of the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.


Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.


EvilClownsToy "Toy" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
EvilClownsToy
I played golf. I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That was wayyyy more satisfying !!
EvilClownsToy "Toy" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
EvilClownsToy "Toy" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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asdas

Have a beautiful day You have been given Have a beautiful day .
Crafted by MasalKedisi
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Darryl
that was such a great learning experience...S>H>I>T...
bowing and gratitude You have been given bowing and gratitude.
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Darryl "MY GIFT: )" Round and around we go..dntstp - 13 years, 4 months, 3 days ago
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Heya classy spider you have there !
Spider Attack You have been given Spider Attack.
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I saw you peeking You have been given I saw you peeking.
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haha, love the warnings! You well?
Slussie "Ascetic" Where I love to be :) - 13 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
Welby Welberson

You Have Been Blindfolded You have been given You Have Been Blindfolded.
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Toy's Store

I will be rotating stock in my store as the mood hits me....so if there are any items that you would prefer to remain constant.....please let me know......

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