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Adored
"true sweetheart"
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Will Poulton, 42/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 11:21 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago |
Location: | Richmond , VA United States
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About me:
I am 26 years old and I am a student at VCU. I am majoring in Homeland Security and hope to graduate in the spring of 09. I used to live in Rochester NY but moved to Virginia in 2005 to go back to school. I have an AAS degree and I am actively involved in Emergency Management. I have a very sarcastic personality and I like to joke around.
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About you:
I have a beautiful girlfriend so I'm just looking for friends
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Looking for: | Friendship |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds (lead): | Will needs thumbs | Herds: | THE AMERICAN (U.S.) HERD, Human Pets Secret Post [Learn], Thumbers Thumbing Thumbs | |
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Will's tales
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Over spring break I drove to New York to visit my friends. Along the road I saw a billboard that said “ADULTS WELCOME OPEN 24 HOURS”. I thought to my self “Hey I’m an adult I should stop maybe I can get a cup of coffee?” so I stopped and went inside. I was shocked! Inside the store they had pictures of naked women and movies of people having sex. I was so shaken up by the experience that it took me over 2 hours to make my selections and get back on the road.
Will Poulton "true sweetheart" Adored
- 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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I spent the night over at my friend’s house last night. I was sleeping on the couch when at 3:00AM I heard a crash come from her room and then I heard screaming. Apparently a mouse was sitting on her desk and she woke up and saw it. Then in a moment of brilliance she decided to hit it with a broom handle and try to kill it. After knocking everything off of the desk and failing to kill the mouse she began screaming and rearranging her room trying to kill the mouse. “I will get you little f*cker!!” my friend vowed as she staggered back to bed. The mouse escaped with its life and is currently living behind the stove.
Will Poulton "true sweetheart" Adored
- 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
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My friend gained 20 pounds and now I’m on a diet. I think she is trying to kill me. She keeps threatening to come to my house and take all my food away. Tonight I’m going to order a pizza because I think my body is rejecting the health food.
Will Poulton "true sweetheart" Adored
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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