I'm that guy your mother warned you about...but I'm all out of sweets for now so I'm harmless...and I kind of don't have a car right now to try and lure you into either. Yes, I'm a Peddleophile, I lick bicycle pedals :D Eww...
Round about now you know one thing for certain, I can talk rubbish...a lot ^.^
I like 96% of everything, the remaining 4% is mostly food related.
I see a moonlit night, a stranger, dark hair and eyes...an embrace...a chaste kiss...nothing.
Yes you will meet a Dark stranger on a moonlit night. $50-00 please
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.
Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? YES Been arrested? YES Kissed someone you didn't like? YES Slept in until 5 PM? YES Fallen asleep at work/school? YES Held a snake? YES Ran a red light? YES Been suspended from school? YES Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? NO Been fired from a job? NO Sang karaoke? NO Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? YES Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO Kissed in the rain? YES Sang in the shower? YES Sat on a rooftop? YES Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES Broken a bone? NO Shaved your head? YES Blacked out from drinking? YES Played a prank on someone? YES Felt like killing someone? YES Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? NO Been in a band? NO Shot a gun? YES Tripped on mushrooms? NO Donated Blood? YES Eaten alligator meat? NO Eaten cheesecake? YES Still love someone you shouldn't? YES Think about the future? NO Believe in love? YES Sleep on a certain side of the bed? NO Unknown"~Phantalicious~"Festive
- 11 years, 11 months, 20 days ago
Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.
So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hits gets out of his car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?
Well, the driver of the car I hit was a Dwarf! He gets out of his car and I get out of mine.
He is frowning and scowling as he storms over to me. Right up close, he looks up in my face and says, "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
And I dont know what possessed me officer, but I looked down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy...which one are you?"
Then the fight started... Unknown"~Phantalicious~"Festive
- 12 years, 8 days ago