"If God Had Meant for Us to Run Around Without Any Clothes On, We'd Have Been Born That Way!"
About me:
What's there to say? FIRST OFF DON'T BUY MY PETS w/OUT ASKING ME OR THEM FIRST!!!
I am a paradox, a chameleon, anything, anyone at any given time. Still, what you see is what you get! I have a master’s degree I can't pay for, in a field that only exists in my mind. I have a job that I like (finally), and a dream that will, with a little help from friends be fulfilled. I'm not apathetic, but I don't really care about much more than what I care about. I am a total pervert and a man of god; yet I don't believe in heaven, hell, messiahs or salvation! We're on our own folks, given free will for a reason; but then there's divine intervention... oh well, there it is again... I read about anything, I write about everything, I evolve... I think, but who can be sure... I design sex toys; I like sex toys. One day we will design the perfect sex toy! Until then, I am what I am today, and tomorrow I will be too. Cheers!
Unknown"Mr. Tingler"Uncertain
- 15 years, 10 months, 3 days ago
Aw, nuts. Why won't my car start?
DEMOTTE, Ind. – Aw, nuts. That's likely what Hope Wideup thought when her car's turn signal and windshield wipers wouldn't work. It's also what she found later when she opened the hood. "There were thousands in there. They were everywhere," she said, speculating a chipmunk found its way into her car, which had been sitting idle for several weeks, and used the engine compartment as a storage depot for a trove of black walnuts.
Wideup thinks it all started last fall when a chipmunk snatched a garden glove from her yard. She later found the glove in the engine compartment when she was trying to repair the broken turn signal. Unable to fix the problem, however, Wideup let the car sit unused for a couple of weeks and then heard a loud revving sound from the engine when she tried to start the vehicle.
That's when she looked under the hood again and found the walnuts.
"Apparently this little guy stuffed a bunch of these nuts in the accelerator throttle," said Wideup, who had to spend $242 for towing and repairs.
The chipmunk hasn't returned, Wideup told the Post-Tribune for a story published Wednesday. But she's not taking any chances, alternating use of her two cars so neither one is sitting too long.
"It's funny, but it's not," she said.
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Information from: Post-Tribune, http://www.post-trib.com Unknown"Mr. Tingler"Uncertain
- 15 years, 11 months, 16 days ago
Malaysia burglar stuck for 3 days in haunted house Sat Dec 13, 12:08 am ET
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – A news report says a burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water.
Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday.
He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital.
The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground.
Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment. Unknown"Mr. Tingler"Uncertain
- 15 years, 11 months, 16 days ago
If ever life gets ya down, just leave you guns in the car and remember that there's a wonderful place of wonderment where you can go and live the American Dream.
Unknown"Mr. Tingler"Uncertain
- 16 years, 22 days ago
Soup kitchen opens for dogs
Fri Oct 31, 2:49 pm ET
BERLIN (Reuters) – A soup kitchen exclusively for dogs has opened its doors in Berlin providing pets of the homeless and unemployed with a free meal, the director of the establishment said on Friday.
Despite the looming financial crisis, director Claudia Hollm dismissed criticism that it may be more sensible to collect money for humans than for dogs.
"Nowadays people underestimate dogs. They are incredibly important for those who lack social contact with other humans," Hollm told Reuters.
"Making sure dogs don't go hungry is just as important as making sure that people don't starve," she added.
Hollm, and her company "Animal Board," gets sponsorship from companies, including animal food manufacturers.
One woman who uses the free service said she had two dogs, four cats, a rabbit and some guinea pigs.
"Without this animal bread line, I'd probably starve to death," the 20-year old told German daily Sueddeutsche Zeitung.
The opening of the soup kitchen follows last month's launch of a new bus service in Berlin for dogs, which shuttles their furry friends to a luxury dog day-care centre.
(Reporting by Josie Cox) Unknown"Mr. Tingler"Uncertain
- 16 years, 23 days ago