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Nikki
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Jeffrey George
"Moo's Blue!"



Name:
Jeffrey George, 57/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:10:54 PM
Join date:16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
Location: Carrollton United States

"A Beast on the outside... "
About me:
I am a Leo... whatever that means... but I find somethings to hold true. I do like to lead. When in a group I try to wait to see who else might step up, and then I put my input in. In group settings, if no one else speaks up, I am not afraid to be the first.
I taught my kids Ramone songs when they were little... Nothing cuter than a 2 year old singing "I wanna be sedated" or being able to say "Hey! Ho!" and they respond with "Let's go!"
I listen to all sorts of music, and prefer music to TV. For my latest interest, check out Buddy Helms http://www.justin.tv/buddyhelm/99114/Djembe_Jazz_with_Buddy_Helm
Built for comfort... not for speed...
About you:
You are who you are. You get me. I NEVER have to explain my jokes. No matter what else, I can make you laugh (even if you don't show it). I would trade you in, then regret it forever. You make the decisions that save my behind, even if I dont know it, realize, acknowledge it, or even appreciate it. Yes. You know who you are. Oh, and the wife has to like you too... you are willing to hang out when she is not wanting to go out, be friendly when she isnt feeling like it...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Carrollton No Kill
Herds: Very Exotic Felines!!!, Newbies helping Newbies, SICKASADOG
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Jeffrey George
got presents wrapped, placed under tree. Donated old tree. Kids and cats like new tree. Cats discovered they cant climb it, but they like to lay down under it.
Jeffrey George "Moo's Blue!" Inspired - 16 years, 18 days ago
Jeffrey George
Redneck pick up lines..

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted tosay something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tightenup

Jeffrey George "Moo's Blue!" Inspired - 16 years, 22 days ago
Jeffrey George
Working and planning Thanksgiving -> Christmas. Have to buy a replacement tree, the old one is too large for the house. Do we donate it? Sell it? Keep it for another holiday? Put it outside?

There wont be many presents this year. The kids are of that age where they want big ticket items. So, not so much clutter.

We dont even have shopping plans for "Black Friday". Not much we need that we dont already have purchased and awaiting wrapping.
Jeffrey George "Moo's Blue!" Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 1 day ago
Jeffrey George
being bored in another city is way worse than being bored at home...

Livin it up in McAllen, Texas! yay!
Jeffrey George "Moo's Blue!" Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago
Jeffrey George
Went to the game... It was AWESOME! wish we had 5 tix, so Abby could have gone, but it was still AWESOME!
Jeffrey George "Moo's Blue!" Inspired - 16 years, 2 months, 21 days ago
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grace andrew
by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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You have been given Can You Repeat That?.
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You have been given I wanna be sedated.
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