I did not lie. You did not leave him anything to remember you by. Cut to the core, rubbing salt to his sore, you took with you his every all.
Unknown "my precious" - 16 years, 1 month, 1 day ago

Click on this url and I'll get 300 points. Lame..

http://apps.facebook.com/connections/?credit=628900932
Unknown "my precious" - 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Unknown "my precious" - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Unknown "my precious" - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Unknown "my precious" - 16 years, 10 months, 24 days ago