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A student reported for the University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.

The student takes a seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes out a coin, starts flipping it and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Using this inspired technique, within half an hour the student is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, the student is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches the student and asks what's going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour," the student replies, "But, I'm rechecking my answers!!"
Unknown "ko's beryl♥" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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Simple Prank
Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.

Let it dry and place it out to be used.

Unknown "ko's beryl♥" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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Things Mom Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home."

and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then you'll see what it's like."


Unknown "ko's beryl♥" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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A guy walks in for his interview. The man who's interviewing him has no ears.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "Whatever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears. He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any ears to hang glasses on."
Unknown "ko's beryl♥" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself, for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.


Unknown "ko's beryl♥" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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where you been to.... hurrrrrr
You have been given Petting my baby.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "♥My Mikko♥" Loving - 15 years, 5 months, 15 days ago
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lols. i keep u as pet
Unknown "♥My Mikko♥" Loving - 15 years, 7 months, 3 days ago
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why you buy urself

Unknown "♥My Mikko♥" Loving - 15 years, 7 months, 3 days ago
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it's time for you do enjoy yeah... bleah...
You have been given Swing it Baby!.
Crafted by Robert Smeets
Unknown "st's ice*2 babe" Adored - 15 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
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You have been given Happy You're My Pet.
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Unknown "st's ice*2 babe" Adored - 15 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
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thumb ya tales (^_^)

have a gr8 day
Unknown "♥babe♥" Loving - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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