Okay, so in regards to my first tale:

I got to thinking, If my friends and family didn't believe me that I'd been asked to do modelling then why would total strangers online believe me when I tell them? My answer?
Simple: I have photo proof. ^^

P.S - Photos have been edited to protect certain information. Also, I don't have a scanner so I had to take a picture with my webcam so they're not the greatest quality pictures. ><
Ashlee "=0" Lazy - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago

This Tale is dedicated to those whom I hold dear to my heart, those who have left this world.

R.I.P

Grandma Mitchell ; died when I was six from cancer.
Grandpa Mitchell ; died from a heart-attack when I was ten.
Cousins Chelsea(10) & Cole(7) ; murdered in an arson attempt on their home.
My dog, Buddy ; died of natural causes at the age of 10 years.
My cat, Veto ; died from an infected wound because of mistreatment from my Aunt & Uncle.
Granpere(Great-Grandfather) & Grandmere(Great-Grandmother); died summer of '08, the first of unknown causes & the second of loneliness<3.

They will all be greatly missed. <3 I love you all, and dedicate this song to you:

Ashlee "=0" Lazy - 15 years, 11 months, 9 days ago

This tale probably won't be very good, but I finally got the urge to pop the cherry of my tales...( And yes, that was a sexual innuendo. xD ) Uhm...What to tell about? I could talk about the coolest, most unbelievable thing that's ever happened to me. Okay, so it was about two years or so ago and I was in this relationship with this dude I was totally in "love" with when he broke it off the day right after our 7 month anniversary and I was totally bummed out. The funny part is that soon afterwards I was home alone when I got this phone call from a Barbizon Agent - let's call him J.J. for privacy reasons. Any way, he called me up and asked if I wanted to do some modelling( not making this shit up - I SWEAR! ) and I was so stunned I could only manage one word answers like 'uh-huh' and 'sure'. So he invited me to this event where people from around Ottawa would come audition for the Agents to get into their school for modelling and acting. My dad took me, and ( as I predicted ) I was the last person of like 20 or more other people to get my audition and then my interview (We had to memorize a commercial and perform it on a stage in front of everyone, but since I was last I only had to do it in front of the Agents). Any way, I got a Covergirl lip product commercial and I said my lines and sang their little moto thing, "Easy, breasy, beautiful covergirl" - you know the deal. Then I did my interview, was thanked for coming and told that I'd know if I had made it in a week or so. However...

...I got my phone call in less than 48 hours. ^^ Wicked. So I was really excited and I told everyone I knew( none of which believed me ). But it got better because I hadn't even had my first class yet and I got a call from J.J saying that someone wanted me to do a runway show. ^^ It was a surreal opportunity but I had to turn it down because I wasn't available on the day it was happening. :( Oh well. I found out in class that I was a natural when it came to the model business, but that I didn't enjoy it all that much - even though I was really good at it. *sighs* Life is not fair.

( LOL - I bet that's what my Ex said when he found out about it. )
Ashlee "=0" Lazy - 15 years, 11 months, 9 days ago