Juno MacGuff: [voice over] When I see them all running like that, with their pork swords bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to.
Unknown "McCupcake" Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

Punk Receptionist: Free condom? They're boysenberry.
Juno MacGuff: No, thanks. I'm off sex right now.
Punk Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.
Unknown "McCupcake" Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

"Listen now. Whoever you are, with these eyes of yours that move themselves along this line of text; whoever, wherever, whenever. If you can read this sentence, this one fragile sentence, it means you're alive." -- Jeff Noon
Unknown "McCupcake" Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

"Some people never go crazy
What truly horrible lives they must live." -- Charles Bukowski
Unknown "McCupcake" Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." -- Sylvia Plath
Unknown "McCupcake" Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago