a driver was stopped for speeding.he was asked for his occupation

driver replies 'rectum strecher'

'what the fu*k's that?' replies the copper

'you put 1 finger in, then 2, then a hand, etc, untill its 6ft wide '

'what the fu*k do you do with a 6ft asshole?' the cop replies

you give it a uniform and a speed gun !

steve martin "Daddy-o" Playful - 15 years, 10 months, 26 days ago

I NEED POINTS!!!! I have like 8000 left. If you have a ton of points please share the secret of how you make so many please. Auctions just dont seem to make to much unless you want to sell "naughty" things.
steve martin "Daddy-o" Playful - 16 years, 6 months, 21 days ago

1. How many guys have you had sex with?
2. How many girls?
3. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
4. Have you ever had a one night stand?
5. How many?
6. How do you feel about oral?
7. What's your favorite position?
8. When's the last time you had sex?
9. Have you ever had phone sex?
10. Have you ever made a home made porn movie?
11. Ever taken naked pics of yourself?
12. Has anyone ever walked in on you having sex?
13. Where's the craziest place you've ever done it?
14. What's your boob/dick size?
15. Does size matter?
16. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
steve martin "Daddy-o" Playful - 16 years, 6 months, 21 days ago

Did you here the one about the lady that was really young and gave birth to twin boys. She gave them up for adoption. Years later she is now married and goes to look for them. She finds out that their names are Juan who is living in Mexico, and Amal who is living in Egypt. She arranges to meet Juan who is closer to where she lives and they have a great time catching up. She then says to her husband I wish Amal could be here too. Then her husband says Aw come on honey once you've seen Juan you have seen Amal.
steve martin "Daddy-o" Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago