WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tondisable= is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Saw this on a group page, and i thought it was brilliant and also very true! my best one is "sure go ahead!"
Unknown "Gorgeous" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago

Oh yeah and i think if a song means a lot to you, when you read through the lyrics they can mean even more to you.
Unknown "Gorgeous" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

Oh and i know i've only put up song lyrics in my past tales but they are some of my favourites.
Unknown "Gorgeous" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

Right i'm trying to save money for a trip around europe in August, so i'm gonna be on here quite a bit. I'm just hoping i can save enough cash, heres to a few boring months and a lot of scrimping and saving!!!!
Unknown "Gorgeous" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

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