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Unknown "Dicky McManflesh" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 5 days ago

Once upon a time, there was an Irish miniaturised giant hamster from space called Boo. Boo was traveling through southern France along a looong road. He stopped for a break and some food, when he saw a pink ballet-dancing snail.
'Hello, Mr. Snail, how are you?' said Boo.
'My name is Jacques, and I am alive. uh, uh, ha!' said the snail, after performing a particularly difficult maneuver.
'Why are you doing ballet, Jack?' said Boo.
'Its Jacques.' replied the snail.
'Why are you doing Jacques, Jack?'
'I am doing ballet because I like eet!' replied the snail.
So, Boo, bored, continued along the road, to enjoy his travels.
Jacques, realising that snails, infact, could *not* ballet-dance, joined the circus to be a tightrope walker instead.

The end. ^.^
Unknown "Dicky McManflesh" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 5 days ago

Once, in a far away place...perhaps the place isn't the most important part of this story, nor the most interesting, perhaps more important for the sake or our story...is when. Once...long ago...in the distant future...at this exact same moment...a shadow flowed past, not going anywhere, going everywhere. It didn't know where it was, or what it was, it just WAS. It was lonely. It knew that much. It was going somewhere, but didn't know where. It was just going forwards, the only thing it could do. Cold, and alone. Kept flowing past. Through the darkness. It smiled, happy, that it was doing as it should.
So...it flowed forwards, towards the light...
And Time flowed on...
Unknown "Dicky McManflesh" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago