One Word Responses: Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? pockets
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend? vacancy/cuddly
3. Your hair? longlusciouslylovely
4. Your mother? Grande
5. Your father? missing
6. Your favourite item? ropes
7. Your dream last night? weird
8. Your favourite drink? Grande-Marnier
9. Your dream car? Limo
10. The room you are in? Office
11. Your ex? unsure
12. Your fear? void
13. What to be in 10 years? 14. Whom with last night? bots
15. What you're not? void
19. The last thing you did? typed
20. What are you wearing? adwear
22. Your favourite book? Asimov
23. The last thing you ate? Cream
24. Your life? unfinished
25. Your mood? playful
26. Your friends? playful
27. Thinking about right now? playing
28. Your car? transit
29. Doing at the moment? redundancy
30. Your summer? coming
31. Your relationship status? exciting
32. What is on your tv? DVD's
33. Last time you laughed? future
34. Last time you cried? future
35. School? complicated

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Unknown "Simply Wonderful" Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me, punish my ass.
3) scream at me
4) Push me off the bed
5) Nicely tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11)WAIT FOR ME TO MAKE FIRST MOVE
12)SNEAK OUT OF THE ROOM
13)ASK HUBBY WHY I'M HERE...

Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back... hehe
Unknown "Simply Wonderful" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 25 days ago

HAVE YOU EVER?

1. Kissed any one of your HP friends? None I met first via FB
2. Been arrested? Yup, for admiting I defended myself.
3. Kissed someone you didn't like? Sure
4. Slept in until 5 PM? Yup, ahhhh, the good old days when you could stay up all night on the PC...
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes, though I was homeless at the time...
6. Held a snake? yup, on d farm..
7. Ran a red light? Yes, on foot. C-train almost ran me over.
8. Been suspended from school? Mutual leaving, I failed to pay, and had no money...
9. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? not totaled, the wheels still turn...
10. Been fired from a job? yes, I was so slow, that when i went to pick up my check, the company had gone out of business and boss was no where to be found.
11. Sang karaoke? yes, chose the longest meatloaf song 'cause i was thinking of the short 'do u love me' inside
12. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes, but she forgave me....
13. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes, rootbeer hurts!
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes, but having a feather fall into a building on top my hand was way more awesome..
15. Kissed in the rain? yes, yummy
16. Kissed in a pool? Yes, even under the water...
17. Sang in the shower? Yes, "wildwood, wildwood schooooool!"
18. Sat on a rooftop? Yes, kissed up there too...
19. Danced on a roof top? does a jig count?
20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? yes, I was unsure.. made the lifeguard lady uneasy when I took my jeans off...
21. Broken a bone? yes, snowboarding for the second time..fork fracture..
22. Shaved your head? not yet... everwhere else though...
23. Blacked out from drinking? not yet, stopped trying though..
24. Played a prank on someone? Yes, they still don't like it..
25. Felt like killing someone? Yes, but haven't a place to bury them yet..
26. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes and no..
27. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Not actually seen one really, yet..
28. Been in a band? No, but in a gang, "the Doug's"
29. Shot a gun? no, but used a gun to shoot a gopher...
30. Tripped on mushrooms? No, but photographed 3 mushrooms lifting a log!!
31. Donated Blood? Not allowed, bad history for it.
32. Eaten alligator meat? not yet
33. Eaten cheesecake? Had the good, the bad and the return to source for refund!
34. Still love someone you shouldn't? only if you think so...
35. Think about the future? Yes, I can't wait until shoes are no long needed!
36. Believe in love? Yes, the kind you share!
37. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes, the inside, between two lovelies
38. Been in a fight? Cook tried to throw this dishboy outside to fight, his boss sent us both home for the day...
39. Eaten a large tub of popcorn at the movies? Yes, rather not...
40. had sex in a public place? stairwell while on cellphone...
41. have a tattoo? not yet
42. called in sick due to a hangover? sent home due to hangover...
43. Faked an Orgasm? yes, but I new I was faking it...
44. Been to USA? yes, just south of Manitoba..
Unknown "Simply Wonderful" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 25 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND IF WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE
Unknown "Simply Wonderful" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

Copy and Paste this into a new note, then fill it out all about you....lets see what surprises you have!!!

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5' 8

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?no.. tried acid once, laughed for over an hour over a guy looking at his reflection in a butter knife...

3. Do you own a gun? never, no, nada, not me... I use my ego...

4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? u mean spam? No!

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? nah, once your a parent yourself, u kinda expect such reactions, mind u, I luv making people do a doubletake..

6. What do you think of hot dogs? do NOT use for pleasure purposeses, have this freaky oil that does NOT feel right, ok, if use a condom..

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? a adult parody with Joe Pesci

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Grapefruit

9. Can you do push ups? Yes, one or two hundred, a year...

10. Is your bathroom clean? not enough..

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Still looking for it..

12. Do you like pain killers? No, I try to avoid any kind of drugs (accept vodka and grande Marnier)

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? same one I use to lure the same sex..

14. Do you own a knife? It's supposedly illegal to care a knife in public, so even my work knife gets packed away, but sometimes, it's withi reach, just not used for protection, got my ego for that...

15. Do you have A.D.H.D? adult defensive hindsite defecite? yes, I hate having to repeat myself..

16. Middle Name? my dad's first name

18. What's your normal bed time? when I get home...

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: ice tea, OJ, and freshy

20. What time did you wake up today? 7:45am

21. Name one person that comes to mind right now? Dorothy, she got me up...

22. Current worry? If that grid has unlimited 1 ohm resistors, the actual resistance from a-b is gonna be effected by.....

23. Current hate? I hate it when friends limit themselves..

24. Favorite place to be? 3rd from the top...

25. Least favorite place to be? 5th+ from the top...

27. Do you own slippers? yes, sometimes u never can get warm enough.. plus a dirty kitchen ..

28. What shirt are you wearing? @work pinstripes..

29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart? only a few ladies, and just three men, one died, what's the others excuse?

30. Favorite color(s)? dusty rose, pink, reddish white...

31. Would you be a pirate? a DVD pirate maybe...

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Long Island Ice tea, saying farewell to Eileen, a week ago.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? "this is the song that never ends...."

34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? the ambulance.. I went to the hospital way too often as a child.

35. What's in your pockets right now? wallet, cell phone (work), keys (work), eye glass cleaner rag..

36. Is anyone on your mind right now? ex-wife's dad, he gave me the rag.. hehehe

37. Do you think you get enough exercise? No,but I did walk for 10 minutes..

38. Worst injury you've ever had? broken arm for those medicallly speaking, but worst injury, when I was told that I had to leave school 'cause financial mistake.. I've still not recovered..

39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you? have.. sorry honey, when will the divorce papers get here anyway? My gf is getting ancy.. not really..

40.Why? I'm a horn dog.

41. Who is your loudest friend? Steve

42. Who is your most silent friend? Randeep Singh, miss you guy..

43. Does someone have a crush on you? only one? hahaha.. there are dozens.. and I'll take them all one at a time...

44. Do you wish on shooting stars? and pennies, and wish chips, and well, whenever I have an oportunity..

45. What is your favorite book? too many to name.. Isacc Asimov made a big impression on my life..

46. What is your favorite candy? Brown Sugar..

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? they played SPIRIT OF THE WEST - HOME FOR A REST - Early in the dancing.. freaked my new wife out by double timing the steps before the songs beat picked up...


48. What song do you want played at your funeral? whatevers a new tear jerker in the 3000's (hint hint!)

49. What is one of your favorite quotes?
"The enviromental anomlies may be affecting your judgement...lock and load..."Data - Brent Spiner.

50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? telling kids to go to bed.
Unknown "Simply Wonderful" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago