I am collecting thumbs so that I can go to the zoo and share them with all the animals.
Then we will all sit down and play Playstation
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 16 days ago

In my shoe there is a pin,
If I take it out will the water get in?
If it does I'll have to put it back in.
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 18 days ago

I wash my hands and in return they wash me
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 18 days ago

Me and a friend were doing tequilla shots at the bar. My friend accidentally picked up the glass of salt. He then staggered off to the toilets, only he didn't make it, and ended up throwing up on a massively crowded dancefloor. The group of us then got "escorted" off the premesis and beaten up.
Due to the copiouse amounts of tequilla-I didn't feel a thing.
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago

went to see the Transformers movie at the cinema a while back +during one scene the sound cut out for 2-sec's so after the movie someone complained because they missed some background noise. So everyone got a free ticket voucher to see whatever they wanted so i got some popcorn, went straight back in and watched die hard.

2 movies=£2.75(each), popcorn £1.50,
spending the whole day at the cinema (avoiding the weather) = Priceless
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 12 months, 2 days ago