Some friends & I at House of Voodoo.
Unknown Tired - 15 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

GOP Convention Schedule Leaked!
...ganked from JBlaque...



7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution

7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave.

7:35 pm – "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani

8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig

8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"

8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney

9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley - "Joys with Young Boys"

9:25 pm – Oliver North – "Iran is Evil, but We Sold Them Weapons Anyway"

9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The Costs of Sexual Harassment and Phone Sex with Employees"

10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera

10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his diaper needs changed.

10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.

10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.

11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.

11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.

11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab

11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless vets sleeping in alley.

12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham

12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – "Lock Picking Secrets"

12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – "How to Lie Your Country Into a War"

1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – "Tips on Money Laundering"

1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after-party
Unknown Tired - 15 years, 8 months, 26 days ago

Rabbit Junk Industrial Is Dead Lyrics
Songwriters: N/A

like some girl in a snuff video
with a chord around her neck
and her veins full of blow
she's dancing like she doesn't know
that she's hanging in the morgue with industrial
so gothed out like "black number 1"
She'd rather slit her wrists than have some fun
Shaking her corpse to the same old shit
Playing it safe is boring, isn't it!?

Oi! Mr. DJ, what records are ya playin' today
Oi! Mr. DJ, are you gonna play the same damn thing that you did yesterday

This ghetto
abysmal
like gangstas
in limbo
creation
invasion
a fortress
a mission
arrested
infested
this corpse has been re-animated
pale embrace in a sick romance
it's dead and gone but still they all dance

Every day is Halloween
but it's Halloween stuck in '93
And it makes me think of the good old days
of skinny puppy and ministry
combat boots and pvc
Dressing up like a scary drag queen
It's dead and gone, so let's move on
Industrial R.I.P.

If yer lookin for a zombie f**k
then get your kicks at the club noc noc (Seattle, WA.)
dancing all ro-bot-ic
120 bmp goin tic toc tic toc

un-dead posers drinking at the bar
and broken pretty things that can't get very far
and the 3 legged dogs that are on the the prance
I say step aside bitches I'm here to dance

Let's f**king dance




Unknown Tired - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

As I'm sure you have all noticed. I'm just never here anymore. That's because I have some serious things going on in real life. So You won't be seeing me anytime soon. I'd say sorry, But my marriage takes precedence over eveything else.
Unknown Tired - 15 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

In case you aren't aware. I'm a very heavy petter. So don't be surprised if you get lots of stroking from me.
Unknown Tired - 15 years, 11 months, 3 days ago