This was written by an 8 year old from Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment, which was to explain God.

-- just read, it's cute (^_^)
Unknown "Beach Beauty" Gloomy - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.
Unknown "Beach Beauty" Gloomy - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off.
Unknown "Beach Beauty" Gloomy - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere, which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.
Unknown "Beach Beauty" Gloomy - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church.
Unknown "Beach Beauty" Gloomy - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago