I just need to tell you

Watching you across the room laughing with that hideous girl
Tell me; does your heart skip a beat every time she says a word?
Because that is one of the emotions my heart has to go through
Every moment in my life when my eyes are drooling over you.

Seeing you with another woman is just tearing me apart
For all I wish to do is express the emotions I have in my heart
I'd probably mumble stupid words you wouldn't want to hear
Most likely my childish side of shyness will start to appear.

I just need to tell you how much you have an affect on me
That writing it all down would become another love story.
Every time I hear your voice my heart quickly jumps to hide
Stupid me too embarrassed to go up to you with a simple try.

Let me keep these words short; baby, do not get all confused
All I am trying to figure out is if you feel the same way too.
I need to tell you the words that I have been trying to say
If for one moment you'd stop looking at her to glance my way
Unknown "My Teddy Bear" Seductive - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

Im single again’


yep, yep, yep
im back, im back
slip n slide records, slip n slide records
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
[laughing]

Chorus:
Im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again.

Verse 1:
you know how they do,
how they act,
see you wit another man and they want you back,
[woot woot]
my ass still fat,
[woot woot]
they still checkin for me,
and never will you find another bitch like me,
and i dont care what your friends say
what we had was like jay and beyonce,mmmm
or was it all a dream,
backseat in the phantom,
sippin that lee,
we party like rockstars,
we sex like pornstars,
i set you a million bars.

Chorus:
Im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again.

Verse 2:
stop calling me apologizin,
dont even start it,
hope you find wat ur lookin for,im back on the market,
lets agree to disagree,
dont explain shit to me,
i got my own money,
theres nobody,
i need i need i need my own space,

im single again,
whos who im minglin wit,
ball players wit the seat the game,
ring side still doin my thing,
changed my number,
switched my cars up,
6 months since i maxed your cards up,
it all started so promising,
got my own diamonds,
so i gave back the promise ring.

Chorus:
Im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again.

Verse 3:
hold up,
wait a god damn minute,
it aint over till i say we finished,
till i get my half,
then i sit back, relax, and just laugh,
at the times we shared like flying over a beamor high in the G-4
smokin on cali bud,
thats how real G's show a bitch cali love,
sex in the cot pit,
no love i was just another object,
you fell in love with ma ass
king magazine you fell in love with ma ads,
20 g's in the prada bags,
and im bout to fall out,
had to get my mind right,
im back in the lime light,
fellas!

Chorus:
Im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again,
back on the prowl,
i thought it was perfect,
i dont know how,
im single again.

diamond princess,
ya, im still the baddest bitch
hahahahaha.
Unknown "My Teddy Bear" Seductive - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Unknown "My Teddy Bear" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 26 days ago

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Unknown "My Teddy Bear" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 26 days ago

***Guy's point of view ****

> This is very cute!> And even written by a guy!

> You might agree with it, but

> when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late

> and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who

> will take notice.


> From a guys point of view:

> We don't care if you talk to other guys.

> We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

> But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

> and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

> It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without

> even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

> We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

> Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

> Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

> Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

> The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

> Yeah, you can quote me.

> Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

> Take Advantage of the mood im in.

> LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

> We enjoy doing it.

> It's expected.

> Smile and say 'thank you.'

> Kiss us when no one's watching.

> If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

> You don't have to get dressed up for us.

> If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

> need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

> We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

> Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

> Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

> Don't take everything we say seriously.

> Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

> See the beauty in it.

> Don't get angry easily.

> Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

> Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

> It's boring, and we don't care.

> You have girlfriends for that.

> Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

> I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

> On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

> Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS,> AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

> Someone who will honor your morals.

> Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

> Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

> Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

> Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

> *****Give the nice guys a chance*****

> Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

> Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

> Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

> Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

> Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both lay
Unknown "My Teddy Bear" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago