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first time mummy to the most beautiful baby in the world!!! Lani Jewel Wati...
she is perfect..
about me>>>>that would be telling...mwah hahahahahahah.
i love lots of things..reading.. cooking..watching movies..the usual
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i love jack black,,johhny knoxville,,johnny depp,gordon ramsay.billy connolly and scottish comedy,al pacino.slash,will farrell...mmm cant think of anyone else,brain freeze....people who are nice and want to meet great like minded cool people!!!..oh and really loved heath as the joker...x
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.'
Paddy's getting mugged by 4 blokes and he puts up a great fight,but in the end, 3 of them hold him down and the 4th goes thru his pockets. All he had was 40p. The muggers said " you put up that fight for 40p!!??- why did you bother??" Paddy said " I taut you was after the £500 i've got hidden in me shoe" heh heh Janette Wati"WW3"Cheeky
- 10 years, 6 months, 25 days ago
Bob and the Blonde!
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
My friends threw me a baby shower last night...i am so lucky to have such good friends!!! i got so many gifts!...just need somewehere to put them all lol... 7 weeks to go eek Janette Wati"WW3"Cheeky
- 10 years, 7 months, 15 days ago