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"Nats Sweety(NFS)"



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Unknown, 34/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:41 AM
Join date:9 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
Location: United Kingdom

About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: THE TURNERS SEXY ANIMALS, ESSEX HERD :), THUMB ME ALL OVER!, THE TURNERS SEXY ANIMALS 2, Lou's Thumb Shack....
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Unknown "Nats Sweety(NFS)" Naughty - 9 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
Unknown
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake?Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? Yes
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Unknown "Nats Sweety(NFS)" Naughty - 9 years, 7 months ago
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STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen
somebody do it.'
Unknown "Nats Sweety(NFS)" Naughty - 9 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
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Lisa Hammond
Lisa Hammond "lisaa....:)" - 7 years, 22 days ago
KHAEOS

Mojito time! You have been given Mojito time!.
Crafted by Unknown
KHAEOS "My Angel NFS" Loyal - 8 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
cat_catali
nice tales x
cat_catali "♥My Sweet Nerd" Dorky ! - 8 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
KHAEOS

Cheers!!! You have been given Cheers!!!.
Crafted by ____________
KHAEOS "My Angel NFS" Loyal - 8 years, 8 months, 13 days ago
Norti Nicci
Heya :0)
Norti Nicci "Miss Adventurous" Wild - 8 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
Nina

hello kisses! You have been given hello kisses!.
Crafted by Unknown
Nina "***munoZEXY***" Frisky - 8 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
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