My owner left me alone the whole day. Have been a really bored pet most of the day. But after ages, she finally came back, smiling and carrying 5 shopping bags. When se arrived, I complained massively, but then I thought "Hey, she left you alone all day, so these 5 bags must be full of presents for you. Yes, she wants to say sorry with these gifts for ignoring you all the day".
So as soon as she left the room, I jumped into the first bag - but what's that ?? It was just full of clothes for herself ! No cat toys, no yummies, not even a new pillow for me. I digged a bit deeper into the bag, but found nothing than new shirts.
So I jumped on into the 2nd bag, but no matter how deep I digged into it, the same again: Trousers, panties, socks... and NO PET TOYS! It was even more strange with the 3rd bag: Big boxes with shoes ! Amanda already has sooo many shoes, no idea what she needs those new ones for.
But then, in the 4th bag, I finally found some gift boxes. Could those be my presents? I was just about to open them from the top of the small mountain of new clothes and shoes when she came in and shouted at me. I ran and covered under her bed, no idea why she was angry now. She took the gift boxes away, saying something about "when you are not so naughty anymore, you'll maybe get them, MAYBE"...
Nauhgty, meeeee ???
Unknown "Snagglepuss" Perplexed - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

"Ice Cream" - that was what my owner said when she gave me a strange bowl recently. I was careful since the content looked strange, wet outside and solid below that, but hey - it smelled great ! So I tried to taste it - wooha, that was cold and nearly freezed my tongue!
Looked at her in anger, but than found that the taste was great.
Still thinking about if this was a treat or another punishment, I gave it a second try. Wow, once you know that it's cold, this "Ice Cream" thing is great ! Try it, if you have a chance to ! Ate the whole bowl and was a lucky pet for the rest of the day.
Thanks, Owner !! Will try to fetch some mice for you in return !
Unknown "Snagglepuss" Perplexed - 16 years, 2 months ago

Sushi, Sushi, my owner fed me Sushi !!
After she sent me to another owner for some days, Amanda welcomed my back with one of my favourites! Mmmmh yammy !
Jumped around in joy most of the day.
Unknown "Snagglepuss" Perplexed - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

Waking up from my nap, I found that my owner gave me something new during my sleep - a few tubes. Even if they did not smell at all, I hoped for some food again, so I started chewing at them. The liquid in the first one tasted SO awful, I had to lick my fur to get the strange taste out of my mouth.
Optimistically I stared to chew the second tube, but that liquid was even more horrible, so again I licked my fur to get rid of that taste.
To make the best out of that situation, I played a bit around with the leaking tubes.
When I was bored by that, I took a walk to the mirror to meet my best friend. But what was that ? Instead of my pretty friend, a really strange coloured pet was on the other side of the mirror ! I directly attacked him, but hey - that guy must have had a really great teacher, he defended all my tricky attacks by replicating my moves directly!!
Finally I spit at this coloured creature and, being tired from all that fighting, looked for a good place to rest. Funny, saw lots of fresh & coloured pet footprints all over the floor when I went back. Found the door of her sleeping room unclosed, I jumped into my owner's bed and started purring.
Woke up when I heard my owner screaming. She came into the room and shouted angry at me "What the hell did you do with these Fur Dye tubes ???"
No idea what she was talking about ... how strange humans are !
She punished me with a shower :(
Unknown "Snagglepuss" Perplexed - 16 years, 3 months, 6 days ago

After I cried massively for some food in front of her fridge, my owner gave me something she called "Nasty treats". I tried them carefully, but they tasted really great, so I ate them completely.
Being fed up, I looked around and finally found a nice place to sleep, silently purring.

Unknown "Snagglepuss" Perplexed - 16 years, 3 months, 6 days ago