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Roberto
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Roberto , 41/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:27 AM
Join date:16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago
Location: Heanor United Kingdom

About me:
What can i say? I'm a little crazy, quite nerdy, like reading (mostly sci fi and fantasy, with the occasional thriller thrown in) and watching anything that makes me laugh.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Roberto
Hey everybody out there! Here's wiching you all a very Happy 2011!

Hands up who had a crap 2010.

Well, today is the anniversary of the day things fell apart for me. The day my wife claims that I abused her.

I've decided that this year I am going to have a more positive outlook on life, even if things aren't as good as they could be. I mean, I could have a wife that loves me, have a permanent job that I love, and who knows what else?

Instead I have a wife that I never see or speak to (as she disappears whenever I'm in the house), a long-term temporary contract with a local council, which is good, but takes me an hour to get to and from work each day, and a house that, although lovely, I feel will never truly be a home while we're both here.

It looks like there will end up being only one option for us. The D word. 7 letters.

And you know what? I think that might be the best thing for all concerned. Before anyone else gets hurt.
Roberto "dooobeee" - 13 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
Roberto
Hello all.

Sorry again that it's been so long since I've been on here.

My words of my last update seem eerily prophetic now.

Three weeks ago, my wife was taken to hospital. She had taken 76 paracetemol overnight while I was sleeping. She called them the following morning to tell them what she had done, which I was unaware of until the evening after returning from work.

She didn't want to see me or her family, but was happy to see her friend (who she listed as her next of kin), who told her parents after much soul searching, and got abuse from the nurse for having to think about telling her parents.

She has been drinking a lot. A LOT. As in, first thing in the morning and one of the last things at night.

She's been telling people lots of different things, including things about me, which I won't go into, turning her friends against her family. When they were forced together during the weekend, some of those lies have come to light. As such, she doesn't want certain people talking to others.

What the hell happened? We were supposed to be happy in our home, but she seems hellbent on her own destruction.
Roberto "dooobeee" - 13 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
Roberto
To all those that I have talked to recently, and have been following me on here, I would like to apologise for not being on for over a month.

Things haven't been going well IRL. My wife has been diagnosed with depression, and on the day she was, nearly 5 weeks ago, she told me that she wanted to separate.

Even though part of me expected it, it was still a shock.

I have been desperately trying to hold it together, but fortunately I have had people that I have been able to talk to and trust to give me advice and comfort.

So to those people, who include of all people my mother, with whom I had a bit of a stormy relationship in the past, I am immeasurably grateful.

I'm still not entirely certain that it was my wife talking, if that makes sense, or at least not for the reasons that she gave. I think that she has been doing her best to isolate herself from everyone who cares about her, including the rest of her family.

I am worried that she will harm herself if someone isn't around to keep an eye on her (as it has been that bad recently).

Even if she doesn't want my help, I am still going to look out for her, and see how things go.
Roberto "dooobeee" - 14 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
Roberto
Well, this weekend is turning out crap.

Wondering where I go from here.

Not even managed a year.

Feeling so depressed. Maybe I should drink myself into oblivion tonight.
Roberto "dooobeee" - 14 years, 3 months, 7 days ago
Roberto
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Dick/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in?

49.Would u fuck me hard?

Roberto "dooobeee" - 14 years, 4 months, 15 days ago
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Pia

A Fluffy Red Monster You have been given A Fluffy Red Monster.
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Pia "SRA pet consntda" Sparkling - 13 years, 6 months, 15 days ago
Amber Anaconda
Hey Rob! I was gonna say i'm glad someone bought you since i'm away so much but i see you are freeee... what happened?
Amber Anaconda "Closet Trumper" Sparkling - 13 years, 6 months, 17 days ago
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Happy Valentine's Day, I hope you make the very best of it :)xxx
Happy Valentine's Day You have been given Happy Valentine's Day.
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Ragini "Po" Uncontested Queen of HP - 13 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
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Sending You ☺ You have been given Sending You ☺.
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Amber Anaconda "Closet Trumper" Sparkling - 13 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
Amber Anaconda
happy V day Rob :D
*Happy Valentines Day* You have been given *Happy Valentines Day*.
Crafted by Denise Rose
Amber Anaconda "Closet Trumper" Sparkling - 13 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
Amber Anaconda
2010 suuuuucked! here's to a better 2011 for us :)
All The Best In The New Year You have been given All The Best In The New Year .
Crafted by -N-
Amber Anaconda "Closet Trumper" Sparkling - 13 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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