Fuck Yeah! Ramiel!

His Holiness the Loli Drama "🌱" Saturn Ascendant - 14 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

I had a dream last night.
A dream that the world we know came to an end.

I was driving down highway 65, though I had no car. No one did and I conversed with the other motorists and I got into the left lane, to go to the McDonalds because I couldn't get over into the right lane and go to the McDonalds. I waited there, at the red light.

All the lights flickered, then flickered again and then went off. People talked to each other in confusion, a low rumble of indistinguishable background noise. I shouted, 'It's the End of the World!' telling a postmodern joke to myself, people laughed and agreed. The clouds to the north began to swirl around the axis of our Earth's rotation, as if the world were spinning faster and the clouds were standing still and it was simply obscured by our fish-eyed perspective. And the sun lit the clouds from over the pole, on the other side of the world, and people commented on how beautiful it was.

And all at once our common illusion of reality melted away, and was gone.
And we dreamed.
His Holiness the Loli Drama "🌱" Saturn Ascendant - 15 years, 7 months, 9 days ago

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around her so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent of the guy going to a job interview and the company saying: You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired." - Martin Aki Tsui

Thanks to Pamela Pizarro for that bit of insight.
His Holiness the Loli Drama "🌱" Saturn Ascendant - 16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago

I've been informed that I am no longer in Spring Break and that I need to update this. While this is news to me, and I should probably do some school work then, this has been bugging me so I'll get it off my chest.

Everyone is either bitching about gas prices or global warming, if not both. And all the politicians have all these really great ideas about how to fix it, like 'Hey, let's burn our food supply instead!' And 'We should invest more in unproven technologies that may or may not help us!' And all the actors and rockstars are all so concerned about it, they consume untold amounts of resources to 'raise awareness'. They are trying to raise awareness, not their public profile, mind you. That's got nothing to do with it, and you're a communist if you think otherwise.

Well, I've got good news for everyone. I've solved the problem. That's right! I have freaking solved the problem, and not only that the technology exists NOW and we can easily achieve conversion to this in 20 years.

Nuclear Power. Electric Cars.

Yes, it's that f***ing simple. Cheap, clean, reliable energy that will charge cells that are easily capable of 95% of the transit in this country.

The problem?

Democrats don't like Nukes, because there's nuclear waste that we don't know what to do with. Of course, at least we CAN worry about that if we're not all dead. But if we are all dead, it does sort of solve the problem of what to do with the stuff.

Republicans don't like telling industry they have to do something, because if we did that, we might as well roll over and let Hugo Chavez run our country. Clearly, any socially responsible behavior that we legally bind industry to is tantamount to communism.

Actors don't like solving problems. Then they have to go through all the trouble of finding new problems to convince us all of what great people they are, and distract us from the fact that they're paid way too much for use of skills they sorely lack. But they are attractive. I will give them that. They are attractive.

Anyway, that's it. We could have finished by now if you weren't all so f***ing stupid. Have a nice day.
His Holiness the Loli Drama "🌱" Saturn Ascendant - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

Hey Kids, I'm officially on spring break so I'm not around.

I'm going to be down in the cities, with my brother, drinking, smoking pot and generally abusing my mind in ways I don't let myself when I have classes to attend.

He doesn't have internet, except at his work, so I might stop in during the day once or twice. Otherwise, I'll be back next Tuesday evening. And my brain won't be functioning properly. ^^
His Holiness the Loli Drama "🌱" Saturn Ascendant - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago