10 things in golf that sound dirty (not that I play golf, but I like the sound of it now!!)

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Unknown "My Nite Nurse" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

Each moment has its own value, morning brings hope, evening brings love and the night brings dreams.
I wish you find all of them today, tomorrow and everyday xx

Unknown "My Nite Nurse" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 23 days ago

I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty!
Unknown "My Nite Nurse" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

I was once named after a rose and I was very flattered. I was not so pleased though when I read somewhere that it said ' no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall ' ........


Unknown "My Nite Nurse" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poo!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or vodka because alcohol has to
go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting......

And so, in conclusion, it is better to drink wine and talk sh* t than to
drink water and be full of sh* t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information, I am doing it as a public service.


Unknown "My Nite Nurse" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago