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Name:
Darren , 38/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:57 PM
Join date:16 years, 3 days ago
Location: Glide, Oregon United States

"*~Cant have Manslaughter without Laughter~*"
About me:
I am a 22 year old male who was born and mainly raised in Oregon. I am generally pretty laid back. Quiet and not much of a party person, I enjoy hanging out with friends, shooting the breeze, and just generally having fun.
About you:
Friendly, relaxing to talk to, and funny.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Sex Kittens, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, Elaine's Wet Spot, NAUGHTY PETS ;), THE SWARM
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Darren
The Opposite Sex



General
Body or Face
Body

Looks or Personality
Personality

Height
5'3 - 5'9

Weight
100 - 130

Hair Color
Does not matter, just not blue or green.

Eye Color
Any

Most Important Physical Feature
Legs


Good/Bad Traits
Funny
Good

Loud
Bad

Seductive
Good

Quiet
Good

Tall
My height good, taller bad

Short
Good

Athletic
Good

Fat
Bad

Immature
No matter

Competitive
No matter

Hyper
No matter

Smoker
Good

Drinker
No matter

Smart
Good

Dumb
Bad

Observant
Good

Darren Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Darren
What would you do if?



What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you:
I would tell him to go shoot himself.

You won the lottery:
Would invest all of my money.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
Would decline to go

You caught a friend stealing from you:
That is a hard one. They would lose all trust, and no longer be a friend. Maybe press charges depending on the item

You witnessed a murder:
Get as much info as I can with my eyes, make sure I am out of harms way, and call police. Its not my job to hunt down the killer, and I am not going to get killed myself.

A random stranger offered you candy:
Decline.

MySpace and Facebook closed:
Shrug. There is other things to do.

A genie granted you one wish:
I would wish, to have extremely good luck.

You lost your favorite possession:
I would be pissed.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Finders fee is a base of 50.

Your date throws up on you:
Understand that she might not be filling well, and take her to the bathroom to clean her up, as well as myself, then see what I could do to make her feel better.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
I prefure short hair, I would be annoyed, but not extremely pissed.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
I would go gay.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
I would call my father. He would be able to assist.


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Darren Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Darren
Relationship Preferences



What do you prefer when you get into a relationship?
1- Would you rather have a fun fling or a lasting relationship?
Long lasting

2- What was your longest relationship?
Five years

3-What is your favorite personality trait?
Funny

4- What is the most romantic thing a significant other could do?
Just being a cuddler is fine with me.

5- When you are dating someone, what is the most important thing to you?
I try to make sure she is happy and safe.

6- Do you like pet names (ex: baby, sweetheart...)?
I use them, I like them, but the persons real name is also nice

7- What is your ideal night out with a significant other?
Going to the beach, or going camping. Somewhere, where we can be alone and have fun.

8- What is your ideal night in with a significant other?
A simple night, normally a movie and dinner.

9- Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it?
No, I dont like the idea of lying about that. Honesty is the most important thing in a relationship

10- Do you like relationships that invovle serious commitments?
Yes

11- If you ever got engaged, how would you want it to happen?
I would be the person to ask, and I would try to make it as special as I could make it.

12- If you were engaged, would you want a wedding as soon as possible?
That would be up to both of us, after we talk about it.

13- Do you like to talk about the future when in a serious relationship?
I dont like to put pressure on the other person, but knowing a goal is in mind is always good.

14- Do you prefer a sensitive open relationship or a strong silent type?
Both work :P

15- When in a relationship do you have to have contact with your partner on a daily basis?
No, contact with a person everyday can sour a relationship, space is needed

16- Do you like public displays of affection?
I dont mind

17- Is there anything you won't tolerate while in a relationship?
Lying, and lack of trust.

18- What is one thing that you value most in a relationship?
Trust and Honest, both equal in importance.

19- Would you ever be able to handle a long-distance situation?
Did for five years

20- Do you believe in moving in together before engagement or marriage?
I dont have a problem with it.


Darren Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Darren
Moste Comprehensive Hygiene Survey



HANDS
Do you wash them after the potty? (be honest)
Yes

Bar soap, liquid soap, or hand sanitizer?
Bar Soap

Nails: long or short?
Short

Professionally done, or self-maintained?
Bitten count?

File, emery board, or pocket knife?
None

Nail brush?
No

Do you bite or chew your nails?
Both

Hand lotion?
Dont own any


FACE
Wash in the morning?
Yes

Wash in the eveing?
No

Soap or special cleansers?
Soap

Acne?
Use to, got scars now :(

Makeup?
I am guy

If you're a man that wears makeup, may we ask why?
No makeup

Wash behind the ears?
Part of taking a shower

Any nighttime masks, or creams?
No


TEETH
Do you brush daily?
Yes

Do you floss daily?
No

Your toothpaste?
Yes

Electric toothbrush, or regular?
Regular

Mouthwash?
Dont own any

Whitening strips?
Nope

Do you grind your teeth?
No

Do you pick your teeth?
Yes, after a meal, if I have any


HAIR
Shampoo?
Yes

Conditioner?
No

Blow dry, or towel dry?
Towel Dry

Wash it every day?
Yes

Long, short, or bald?
Short

Permed?
No

Can you braid it yourself?
No

Can you French braid?
No

Bangs?
No

Hairspray or gel?
No

Change styles often?
No


BODY
Bath or shower?
Shower

Every day?
Yes, unless I have no time to.

Soap or body wash?
Both

Washcloth, puff, or hands?
Puff and hands

Back brush?
Yes

Foot scrubber?
No, use Puff and hands

Favorite soap brands?
No

Do you shave in the shower/bath or separately?
Separately, hair clogs drains.

Shave cream, soap, or dry shave?
Dry shave

Your brand (of shave cream)?
None

Your razor preference?
None

Do you like bubbles, bath oils, etc?
No


AND AFTERWARDS...
Roll-on, solid, or spray deoderants?
All

Your brand?
Axe right now

Aftershaves, perfumes, colognes, body sprays, etc..?
No

At what age did mom and dad stop giving or supervising your baths?
most likely around 4.


MAINTENANCE
Have you had all your shots?
Not in a long time.. will soon be getting them all again though

Do you do flu shots every year?
Yes

Do you get yearly physicals?
No

Do you get gender specific exams on a regular basis?
No

Cancer screenings?
No

Eye doctor?
No

Dentist?
No

How do you feel?
I feel okay :P Could most likely lose some weight though.

Darren Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Darren
IF I WAS IN YOUR BED
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep............6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
2) Slap me......................7) Do me
3) Cuss me out.................8) Make me breakfast
4) Push me off the bed........9) Ask me my name
5) Just tell me to leave.......10) Call the cops

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Darren Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
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