Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Unknown "Boris" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smartly, so he answered with, " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.".
Unknown "Boris" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Unknown "Boris" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem.
Unknown "Boris" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Unknown "Boris" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago