In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
- 12 years, 26 days ago
ღღ Have a Beautiful, Wonderful Week & More ღღ ~ Thinking of You ღ ~
- 12 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Meet my pet frog ~ MON CHERI <3 Feel free to feed Mon Cheri ~ Mon Cheri thanks you ~ *wink*
- 12 years, 1 month, 12 days ago
SINGING THE WEEKDAYS BLUES
My 10 “To-Dos” to get through the day
1. Carry two staplers around as weapon and threaten to staple anyone who disagrees with me 2. Note to self: Borrow the extra stapler from a pessimist – he/she won’t expect it back. 3. Insist that my email address be Xena_Goddess_of _Warrior@mycompany.com 4. Encourage my colleagues to join me in a little synchronised chair-dancing 5. Put my wastebasket on my desk and label it “Important Papers” 6. Ponders seriously on an email message received last week. And it reads: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion” 7. NOT be punctual for my meeting ~ the trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it 8. Be kind to my fellow colleagues. If I can't be kind, I’ll at least have the decency to be vague. 9. In the memo fields of all my reports, write “Over Worked, Underpaid” 10. For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in my company fish tank
~ Happy Monday Everyone ~
- 12 years, 1 month, 20 days ago