SINGING THE WEEKDAYS BLUES
My 10 “To-Dos” to get through the day
1. Carry two staplers around as weapon and threaten to staple anyone who disagrees with me
2. Note to self: Borrow the extra stapler from a pessimist – he/she won’t expect it back.
3. Insist that my email address be Xena_Goddess_of _Warrior@mycompany.com
4. Encourage my colleagues to join me in a little synchronised chair-dancing
5. Put my wastebasket on my desk and label it “Important Papers”
6. Ponders seriously on an email message received last week. And it reads: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion”
7. NOT be punctual for my meeting ~ the trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
8. Be kind to my fellow colleagues. If I can't be kind, I’ll at least have the decency to be vague.
9. In the memo fields of all my reports, write “Over Worked, Underpaid”
10. For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in my company fish tank
~ Happy Monday Everyone ~
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