Ok, I have to get this off of my chest.

And I don't want to be mean but...well...here it goes:

I don't like stupid people. Like...I could talk to you and be a semi friend, but there is no way I will date you if you can't spell. Of course if you're not a native english speaker that's all very understandable and does not then apply to you. I'm talking about you, the guy who should have failed middle school but he managed to squeak by with a D.

I am not saying I hate you. Nor am I saying I wish anything bad on you. Of course I don't.

However, it definitely means I am not interested in dating you. Or "playing" with you. Now, some who know me will argue the fact I am much pickier with guys I like than I am with girls I like.

But to be honest, from my experience, girls tend to be smarter and if they CAN'T spell, they use spell checker before talking to me. And they are way cuter to boot.

So sure, I have a preference for girls, but when it comes down to it, no chick who has tried to date me has made me want to bring a hammer to my head and wish they would just stop talking.

So guys, please, someone out there will love you and will find your stupidity refreshingly adorable--but I am NOT that girl so please stop trying.

If I don't bite on your first few attempts, I am not interested in your bait and lure.

And it is very nice of you all to tell me how pretty you think I am, it's surprising since I never thought anyone would find me pretty. However, there is more to everyone than the way they look and if you start talking to me based on my looks and it seems you have no interest in getting to know my personality--i.e. "baby, you got it all, it don't matter none if you got personality or not"--then piss off.

There is more to life than physical attraction and while you may be able to find someone who will drop to their knees and praise the lord for your existence, I am not that person. I never will be. Period. End of story. EOM.

So if you had a hard time following this tale--don't try dating me.
If you didn't even bother to figure out anything about me before asking for naked pictures--stay far far away from me
If you think I am pretty but are willing to get to know who I am because you realize there's more to a person than the way they look--step right on over here, the welcome mat is a few feet away.

As for the ladies...

no complaints! <3
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 6 months, 15 days ago

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys!

So...one day my ex and our roomy are driving around and we see this cat.

And we see a lot of cats but...

I told him to stop the car. He did and asked why. I replied "because, I'm gonna snatch it." and got out of the car.

They didn't believe me until out of nowhere there's a kitty in the backseat.

Now keep in mind, I do not normally snatch animals off the street. That's usually a bad idea. And I'm totally taking advantage of the ridiculous trust animals put in me.

But

it's clear now how horrible of a hunter he was and I'd say it's probably a good thing I nabbed him. He's very happy and beautiful and sweet. Perfect cat.

I will have pictures up very soon!
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Good news, everyone!

Or...some...

either way...

I'm going to be getting a new job soon and my 80 hour weeks will soon be 35 hour ones (but with much more money coming in).

So I'll be on as frequently as I was before (which, if you're new to, well, me, it pretty much seemed like I did nothing else but spend time on HP). So that's that and I will see you all very soon.

Until then, don't forget I'm here.

But if you do, I don't really need to talk to you anyway, I suppose.
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago

Alrighty, today is my birthday so that puts me at an even 20 years old. Huzzah me. One step closer to something, but in and of itself really nothing.

Have a good one!
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

Alright, this tale is actually sort of important (to me) but mostly unimportant (to all of you).

As of...sometime last week. Don't remember the day...

My boyfriend of 2.5+ years dumped me during a heated argument.

And the next morning assumed we were back together and everything was hunky dory. But I said no. I don't want to be that easy to let go of.

So now I am single, and this time I think I'm going to really be ridiculously picky about who I date next.

Though I have to say

seems I have an affinity for asian men.

Anyone biting?

I kid, I kid (about the biting part, but I do find asian men sexy. Which is odd, used to be quite different. That's neither here nor there....)

Back to my point

So if I seem bitter

or a little cold

or quiet

I'm not mad at you, you didn't offend me (unless I say you did) or anything like that. It's not like being dumped doesn't hurt any.

So that's that.

And no

this does not mean I'm up for grabs for the next person to send me a lewd invitation. I will still destroy you for asking.

Have a great one!
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago